Idiot: So do have winter in Uganda?
Me: No Uganda is in the Tropics
Idiot: Oh yeah, u have very hot winters right?

cool but i was tinkin say na naija u wan use

the tropics na same .

cool one tj.

thanks, more re coming

Keep em rolin'

Anne Andere (Indiana South Bend) wrote
at 1:54pm on January 20th, 2007
Another dumb question:"Umm, Kenya sounds familiar. Is it in the middle east?"

lol

nice joke

Do you live on treep in Africa.?

Yes, we hoop from tree to tree like spider man when we go to school, church, see our girlfriends etc

Idiot: When you travel from Africa (the country) do you have to swim across the ocean or are you rich enough to afford a boat?
Answer: I flew on a plane
Idiot: Stop lying there are no planes in Africa

Mumu: do you have cars in Africa?
Me: no, we ride on camels

lol

ibkaye:

Mumu: do you have cars in Africa?
Me: no, we ride on camels

holythug:

Fools: when you eat the bones what do u give the dogs
Me: bread, egg, butter & tea. . .making them eat it with fork & knife

holythug:

Fools: do u spend cash

Me:oh no we dare not, we still use cowries, manila . . .gold

Fools: u mean u use gold

Me: yes?! . . .any prbs

Fools: ow do u get it

Me: we av air special day when it rains gold

Amazing answers. My parents used similar answers when ignorant questions are thrown out. I should start using such tactics, some of those idiots actually believe it.

wendymanda:




Amazing answers. My parents used similar answers when ignorant questions are thrown out. I should start using such tactics, some of those idiots actually believe it.

lol abi ooo one person even saw a video of people looking stylish in nigeria and she was like 'they wear jeans there!?' i was so annoyed, 'i replied no, they wear leaves' mummmus

ibkaye:

lol abi ooo one person even saw a video of people looking stylish in nigeria and she was like 'they wear jeans there!?' i was so annoyed, 'i replied no, they wear leaves' mummmus

Haha. When I went to Ghana for study abroad last summer some 'idiots must die' were shocked at the fact there were "normal looking houses." They however preceeded to taking pictures of huts which they claimed were houses. It was beyond me they would think this seeing as beside the hut there was a "regular house"

wendymanda:

Haha. When I went to Ghana for study abroad last summer some 'idiots must die' were shocked at the fact there were "normal looking houses." They however preceeded to taking pictures of huts which they claimed were houses. It was beyond me they would think this seeing as beside the hut there was a "regular house"

cheiiiii lol imagine and if you see the beautiful houses they have in naija compared to ones in other countries, it's the way the media portrays africa, as if we're animals, nonsense

ibkaye:

cheiiiii lol imagine and if you see the beautiful houses they have in naija compared to ones in other countries, it's the way the media portrays africa, as if we're animals, nonsense

The media portrays Africa horribly however when people finally sees it they don't accept the truth they will rather pretend so as not to disprove the media. Ignorance is bliss.

wendymanda:

The media portrays Africa horribly however when people finally sees it they don't accept the truth they will rather pretend so as not to disprove the media. Ignorance is bliss.

definately, they don't know how truly wonderful africa is o, it's about time they realised and stopped being ignorant

ibkaye:

definately, they don't know how truly wonderful africa is o, it's about time they realised and stopped being ignorant

I think some enjoy being ignorant. They leave feeling they have some thing over another person.

wendymanda:

I think some enjoy being ignorant. They leave feeling they have some thing over another person.

Indeed o! All in all, i love my country! Let's just hope the mumus open their eyes properly soon

1) So, what continent is South Africa in?
Ans: Europe, duh.

2) White guy: Oh, you're from Nigeria! I used to have a Nigerian friend, his name is X. Do you know him?
Ans: Oh, I also have a friend named Chris. Do you know him?

3) Do you see lions, elephants and giraffes on the street?
Ans: Yes and they waiting to kill you as soon as you swim across the ocean.

StephenP:

1) So, what continent is South Africa in?
Ans: Europe, duh.

2) White guy: Oh, you're from Nigeria! I used to have a Nigerian friend, his name is X. Do you know him?
Ans: Oh, I also have a friend named Chris. Do you know him?

3) Do you see lions, elephants and giraffes on the street?
Ans: Yes and they waiting to kill you as soon as you swim across the ocean.

loool the second one nawa o

Q: Do you wear clothes in Africa?
A: No
Q: then why are you wearing one now?
A: i suddenly realised you people wont understand so i bought this at the airport.

Q: Do you have telephones in Africa?
A: No
Q: then how do you recieve our new yr calls?
A: We climb the pole and place our ears close to the cables.

Q: do lions roam your streets?
A: Yes
Q: dont they bite you?
A: no, we've domesticated them. They only bite foreigners like you.

Q: you look african.
A: Funny, because i'm much better looking than you.

The above are real conversations that took place.

You guys are funny ooo!!!!!! 4 him that was crazy

4 Him:

Q: Do you wear clothes in Africa?
A: No
Q: then why are you wearing one now?
A: i suddenly realised you people wont understand so i bought this at the airport.

Q: Do you have telephones in Africa?
A: No
Q: then how do you recieve our new yr calls?
A: We climb the pole and place our ears close to the cables.

Q: do lions roam your streets?
A: Yes
Q: don't they bite you?
A: no, we've domesticated them. They only bite foreigners like you.

Q: you look african.
A: Funny, because i'm much better looking than you.

The above are real conversations that took place.

Those were amazing, I almost cried giggling.

Fool: Do you eat donkies in Africa (the country)?
My father: Of course, it's a delicacy better than chicken, we curry it and eat it.

Idiot: Is it true you don't eat on a table and chair.
Mother: No we place pawpaw leaf on the floor to eat when we have special visitors.

rotfalmao u r crazy holythug

holythug:

ow do u catch animals u eat
we shout out dia names and dey just dive into d pot of soup

lol good one

Aww, missed you too