Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,195,571 members, 7,958,763 topics. Date: Wednesday, 25 September 2024 at 11:02 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers (2978 Views)
Stupid Things Yoruba Women Do In The Morning. / Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] / Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! (2) (3) (4)
Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by tjtj1(m): 4:18pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
Idiot: So do have winter in Uganda? Me: No Uganda is in the Tropics Idiot: Oh yeah, u have very hot winters right? |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by ituen(m): 5:34am On Apr 25, 2008 |
cool but i was tinkin say na naija u wan use |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by segunpc(m): 9:16am On Apr 25, 2008 |
the tropics na same . cool one tj. |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by tjtj1(m): 7:10pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
thanks, more re coming |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by Phiniter(m): 7:56pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
Keep em rolin' |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by tjtj1(m): 9:40pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
Anne Andere (Indiana South Bend) wrote at 1:54pm on January 20th, 2007 Another dumb question:"Umm, Kenya sounds familiar. Is it in the middle east?" |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by naijastyle: 9:51pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
lol nice joke |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by deor03(m): 4:00am On Apr 26, 2008 |
Do you live on treep in Africa.? Yes, we hoop from tree to tree like spider man when we go to school, church, see our girlfriends etc |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by wendymanda: 4:20am On Apr 26, 2008 |
Idiot: When you travel from Africa (the country) do you have to swim across the ocean or are you rich enough to afford a boat? Answer: I flew on a plane Idiot: Stop lying there are no planes in Africa |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by Nobody: 7:55am On Apr 26, 2008 |
Mumu: do you have cars in Africa? Me: no, we ride on camels |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by holythug(m): 8:39am On Apr 26, 2008 |
Fools: when you eat the bones what do u give the dogs Me: bread, egg, butter & tea. . .making them eat it with fork & knife |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by holythug(m): 9:05am On Apr 26, 2008 |
Fools: do u spend cash Me:oh no we dare not, we still use cowries, manila . . .gold Fools: u mean u use gold Me: yes?! . . .any prbs Fools: ow do u get it Me: we av air special day when it rains gold |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by tjtj1(m): 8:29pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by wendymanda: 10:24pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
ibkaye: holythug: holythug: Amazing answers. My parents used similar answers when ignorant questions are thrown out. I should start using such tactics, some of those idiots actually believe it. |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by Nobody: 10:30pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
wendymanda:lol abi ooo one person even saw a video of people looking stylish in nigeria and she was like 'they wear jeans there!?' i was so annoyed, 'i replied no, they wear leaves' mummmus |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by wendymanda: 10:33pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
ibkaye: Haha. When I went to Ghana for study abroad last summer some 'idiots must die' were shocked at the fact there were "normal looking houses." They however preceeded to taking pictures of huts which they claimed were houses. It was beyond me they would think this seeing as beside the hut there was a "regular house" |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by Nobody: 10:36pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
wendymanda:cheiiiii lol imagine and if you see the beautiful houses they have in naija compared to ones in other countries, it's the way the media portrays africa, as if we're animals, nonsense |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by wendymanda: 10:42pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
ibkaye: The media portrays Africa horribly however when people finally sees it they don't accept the truth they will rather pretend so as not to disprove the media. Ignorance is bliss. |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by Nobody: 10:44pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
wendymanda:definately, they don't know how truly wonderful africa is o, it's about time they realised and stopped being ignorant |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by wendymanda: 10:46pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
ibkaye: I think some enjoy being ignorant. They leave feeling they have some thing over another person. |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by Nobody: 10:49pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
wendymanda:Indeed o! All in all, i love my country! Let's just hope the mumus open their eyes properly soon |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by StephenP(m): 12:15am On Apr 27, 2008 |
1) So, what continent is South Africa in? Ans: Europe, duh. 2) White guy: Oh, you're from Nigeria! I used to have a Nigerian friend, his name is X. Do you know him? Ans: Oh, I also have a friend named Chris. Do you know him? 3) Do you see lions, elephants and giraffes on the street? Ans: Yes and they waiting to kill you as soon as you swim across the ocean. |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by Nobody: 12:17am On Apr 27, 2008 |
StephenP:loool the second one nawa o |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by 4Him1(m): 12:20am On Apr 27, 2008 |
Q: Do you wear clothes in Africa? A: No Q: then why are you wearing one now? A: i suddenly realised you people wont understand so i bought this at the airport. Q: Do you have telephones in Africa? A: No Q: then how do you recieve our new yr calls? A: We climb the pole and place our ears close to the cables. Q: do lions roam your streets? A: Yes Q: dont they bite you? A: no, we've domesticated them. They only bite foreigners like you. Q: you look african. A: Funny, because i'm much better looking than you. The above are real conversations that took place. |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by Nobody: 12:31am On Apr 27, 2008 |
You guys are funny ooo!!!!!! 4 him that was crazy |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by wendymanda: 5:43am On Apr 27, 2008 |
4 Him: Those were amazing, I almost cried giggling. Fool: Do you eat donkies in Africa (the country)? My father: Of course, it's a delicacy better than chicken, we curry it and eat it. Idiot: Is it true you don't eat on a table and chair. Mother: No we place pawpaw leaf on the floor to eat when we have special visitors. |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by holythug(m): 1:03pm On May 21, 2008 |
ow do u catch animals u eat we shout out dia names and dey just dive into d pot of soup |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by mykali(m): 1:22pm On May 21, 2008 |
rotfalmao u r crazy holythug |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by Nobody: 1:48pm On May 21, 2008 |
holythug:lol good one |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by holythug(m): 2:35pm On May 21, 2008 |
ib really missed u |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by Nobody: 2:37pm On May 21, 2008 |
Aww, missed you too |
Re: Stupid Things They Ask Bout Africa Nd Answers by holythug(m): 4:01pm On May 21, 2008 |
so ow r d guys who women starved being doin |
Who Killed Abel? And Other Jokes From Donald A. Anyanwu. / The Gospel / If You Try Am, U Go Blind......
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 55 |