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Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by kellorah: 7:20pm On Dec 27, 2005
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

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Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by hotangel2(f): 10:16pm On Dec 27, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy funny stuffs.
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Greatpeter(m): 10:54pm On Dec 27, 2005
Good job.
can't stop laughing.
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by nike4luv(f): 12:35am On Dec 28, 2005
oh jesus grin hahahaha, great stuff cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by vichel(m): 8:30pm On Dec 28, 2005
grin grin grin grin shocked grin grin cheesy cheesy wink u have destroyed my ribs
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Farriel(m): 12:49pm On Dec 29, 2005
One of the funniest posts in this section, IMO. I got laughing hard for a long time.
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Rolly: 7:52am On Dec 30, 2005
i cant stop laughing cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by aafricana1(f): 9:19pm On Jan 04, 2006
CNT STOP LAUGHIN- STIL LAUGHIN
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Advin(m): 9:35pm On Jan 04, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy :
can't stop laughing. that was good. joke of the week.
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by theORAKU(m): 12:39pm On Jan 05, 2006
good stuff.
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by adesodgi(m): 8:30pm On Jan 22, 2006
these are bone cracking....cant stop laughing my a$$ out grin grin
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by justme: 1:11pm On Feb 04, 2006
cheesy cheesy yeah very funny, esp the washinton part, guess the guy didn't want his head on the floor grin
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by truthhurts(f): 3:50pm On Feb 06, 2006
nice one got me thinking how much we take things 4 granted
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Memunah(f): 10:45am On Oct 11, 2006
a nice post and funny too
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by lysaa(f): 3:35pm On Mar 02, 2007
yeah funny grin

but there are times these answers could be applicable in life situations cos some questions are just so dumb.
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by jaybaby(f): 5:58pm On Mar 02, 2007
Very Funny cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by lysaa(f): 7:47pm On Mar 02, 2007
Jay here too? LMAO grin
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by shens2006(m): 8:46pm On Mar 02, 2007
cooooll cheesy cheesy
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by dont8(m): 12:12am On Mar 03, 2008
u'll kill us with laugh grin
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by TOYOSI20(f): 12:14am On Mar 03, 2008
Cool
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by ituen(m): 10:55am On Mar 03, 2008
nice
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by spicy007(f): 1:18pm On Apr 22, 2008
really nice, good job
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by tufe(m): 3:14pm On Apr 22, 2008
nice
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by lysaa(f): 9:30am On Jul 02, 2008
lol
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Cayon(f): 9:11pm On Jul 13, 2008
@poster:

Awesome grin grin grin
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by benjay1(m): 12:38pm On Jul 14, 2008
still LMAO grin
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by MrInfo1(m): 6:22pm On Jul 14, 2008
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Am i mad ? cheesy
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by benjay1(m): 7:31pm On Jul 14, 2008
sometimes
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by MrInfo1(m): 11:19pm On Jul 14, 2008
Yessir
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by folahann(m): 12:06am On Jul 15, 2008
cool i am having a good laugh



this is a really good one
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Jeovy(m): 5:44am On Jul 15, 2008
good jokes grin
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by MrInfo1(m): 6:48am On Jul 15, 2008
Good Stupid Questions, Smart Answers tongue

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