DEFINITION OF WAHALA:

~when the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.

~When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

~When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...:

~When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.

~ when you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord
comments "on point"""""
U go travel go villa by force.

~ when you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat! cry

~ when ur dad works at NEPA andthey take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

~ when u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.:s

~ when you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar

~ when Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just stop beg am.

~ when u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind..

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