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| G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 12:46pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
A teen once offended his mother, while trying to get his son so as to punish him he ran. Here is conversation between mum and son: Mum: hey! come here otherwise if I get you with my hands, you'll be in soup, Son: Pls mummy Mum: If you run again you're a GOAT And immediately the boy ran away. Now guys and gals why did the boy run away. Its a riddle, a handsome reward of recharge card awaits the correct answer. |
| Re: G O A T! by inze(m): 6:16pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
| Re: G O A T! by isiimobhio(f): 12:11pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
get my recharge card ready cos i av d correct answer |
| Re: G O A T! by isiimobhio(f): 12:12pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
he ran away cos she tld im dat he will be in soup and den she told im if he ran away he is a goat. wat better ingredient for soup dan a goat. |
| Re: G O A T! by ifyalways(f): 3:35pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
good try. |
| Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 8:08am On Apr 29, 2008 |
he ran away because she tld im that he will be in soup and den she told im if he ran away he is a goat. what better ingredient for soup dan a goat. Supply isiimobhio, u missed it. Out of point try again pls |
| Re: G O A T! by clemcykul(f): 8:17am On Apr 29, 2008 |
i love goat meat |
| Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 8:44am On Apr 29, 2008 |
i love goat meat clemcykul, abeg u don miss road oo |
| Re: G O A T! by olulu(m): 8:53am On Apr 29, 2008 |
d goat na d boy, d mama na soup, no, no, i mean, d soup na d boy, d goat na him mama abi, maybe, both o dem na goat or both na soup sef  |
| Re: G O A T! by lightest(m): 9:52am On Apr 29, 2008 |
the mama na goat killer and the pickin na goat |
| Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 9:58am On Apr 29, 2008 |
in summary? |
| Re: G O A T! by lightest(m): 9:59am On Apr 29, 2008 |
u b goat and I be goat killer. So am going to kill you |
| Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 10:02am On Apr 29, 2008 |
i reckon say na the first poster you dey talk to |
| Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 10:11am On Apr 29, 2008 |
d question na just simply one when una dey beat about the bush. |
| Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 10:14am On Apr 29, 2008 |
then answer the damn thing |
| Re: G O A T! by lightest(m): 10:17am On Apr 29, 2008 |
person wey no dey pass for school na him wan answer this riddle. abeg lets move on jo |
| Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 10:18am On Apr 29, 2008 |
aiight |
| Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 10:22am On Apr 29, 2008 |
then answer the damn thing Will u pay me if I answer my own riddle, damn this riddle is the most simpliest just think. |
| Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 10:26am On Apr 29, 2008 |
i'll pay you,dont worry *payment is a bullet straight in the middle of ur arse* |
| Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 12:28pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
i'll pay you,don't worry oti baje that's why u like 2 dey visit Kuvuki |
| Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 12:38pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
kuvuki is my land and i'm the leader i still know how to use a gun |
| Re: G O A T! by clemcykul(f): 12:40pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
giv us the answer. or i will use dat goat for suya |
| Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 12:44pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
straight and precise |
| Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 12:52pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
giv us the answer. or i will use that goat for suya see ur mouth its only suya u know how to eat, simple question u can't answer No correct answer, then nothing from my side. BAM |
| Re: G O A T! by saucekid(m): 12:54pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
who be this? you're not in the position to make demands |
| Re: G O A T! by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
*tell him again* proceeds to burn thread* |
| Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 2:22pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
clemcykul I no fit talk now, I need to prove a point (dat am a genius) |
| Re: G O A T! by folly69(m): 2:53pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
ok jenus wetin b de answer |
| Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 3:05pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
 y will I tell u |
| Re: G O A T! by folly69(m): 3:08pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
ohooo know i c u ar de GOAT abi? |
| Re: G O A T! by calmguyj(m): 3:10pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
 Yes I am d G O A T. olodo |
| Re: G O A T! by icemann(m): 3:13pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
He ran because of the punishment (read the first line) where is my recharge card? |
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