Firstly before anyone bites my head off, i did not compile this article, a friend was the one who sent this to me via email

Here we go:

Characteristics of Nigerian Girls

Hausa girls are pretentious sex-maniacs, they can be quite innovative in bed,they start having sex at a very tender age of 12, they are warm and receptive, and can be quite reserved.

Yoruba girls- they are known for their striking physical anatomy,i.e, big and massive backside, particularly when they are married,they also have the reputation of loving money to death,have no respect for the institution called marriage,have a record of dating more than two guys at a time,love sex, but dont like talking about it, can be great in bed particularly the Ondo's!can be very nice, warm, and receptive particularly when the money is there! they believe so much in charms for physical stability, and are quite exposed!

Delta girls- they are quite naive, backward, and local as regards society and style,they Love sex, particularly, those from Agbor!they have a lot of respect for the marriage institution!

Edo girls- they are all prostitutes,and very diabolical and dangerous, particularly those from the benin kingdom,they can do anything for money.

The igbos- are quite educated,industrious,and have respect for the marriage institution. They have a ridiculously high bride-price, love sex with one partner, but, can be very tribalistic!

Calabar girls- are the best! they are explosive with sex,cook excellently,knows how to take care of their men,but are nymphomaniacs,will do or go any where else to satisfy their sexual urge, and they are not always very good looking!

Middle belt- particularly those from Benue state, they love sex, and do not see anything wrong with a woman sleeping with her husbands best friend! They love the bar and pepper-soup life. Can be the best women to have around when the money is rolling in!

Addendum: (BTW, I think na PaJ wrote this portion. Can't recall exactly though)
Hausa Girls: Livestock ownership is preferred over raw cash or Mastercard when it comes to acquisition!
Yoruba Girls: The exclusion of the Ijebus is an insult to the above mentioned love of moola! And Lagos girls(and I mean in the thick and thin of the REAL LAGOS and not dat yeye VI!) can roll yansh faster than the best trained Akata Stripper once spraying starts for party!
Delta Babes:YEah...they may be backwards...until they cross the border into Lagos and leave their Armed Robber Boyfriends behind!
Edo Gboyen: Bobo wey gi am bad sex risks juju-induced Prick-Killing charmination as they easily get pissed off when "showtime" lasts less time than it takes to smoke siga!
Igbo Woman: Donate a standing fan,13-inch Black & White TV and an Akai Radiogram to im face-2-face apt...+ offer to send im little broda go Okrikah Training and that tribalistic crap disappears into thin air!
Calabar Babe:Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!If U realise U're out of Burantashi the moment she starts downing her second bottle of Big Stout U better RUN!!!!!!!!!Trust me...Olimpik "Marathon" aint got NADA on them O!
Middle Belt: Bia...no be dem National Geografik dey show dey waka about NAKED?Shu..screw the Nude Beaches of Jamaica....

characteristics of Nigerian Guys
Hausa guys have long dicks. I mean long enough serve as a half sized third leg. Their size is their only sexual asset in their favour. They have the tendency to satisfy women primarily based on their dick size. Their first sexual experiences are often with men. Hence, their love for small boys. They can be found particularly attractive but their homosexual tendencies kills whatever high stakes they could have had with the opposite sex.

Yoruba guys- They brag too much giving the women such high expectations of them in terms of wealth and sexual performance. The end result is often disappointment as they neither have money nor the good looks to compensate. The term ''One minute man' was formed with a Yoruba man in mind. To make matters worse they are unfaithful to their partners. Thus, making 2/3 women unhappy with their sexual performance at the same time. They however are often blessed with a striking physical anatomy,i.e, rock hard ass. They will very often be found offering money to mistresses while their hard working very often Yoruba spouses bear the brunt of their lavish lifestyle.

Delta guys- are fine! their often dare- devil ruggedd looks secure them a 'take-away' babe after any party. What they lack in style and wealth, they compensate in charm. Their sexual diversiy and liberal attitude to sex scores them points particularly those from Warri! Dating 1 or 3 girls at the same time is deemed normal to them as they do not know any different. They have a no respect for the marriage institution! They give good "agbari"! (see "glossary"!)

Edo guys- they are all pimps some are even prostitutes! Those that aren't are the fore fathers of 419. They are very diabolical and dangerous, particularly those from the benin kingdom,they can do anything for money including kiling. The village native-doctor is always a very close friend perhaps ally.

Igbo guys - are quite industrious, however, they often forfeit a formal education in their grave pursuit for material wealth. Their calculative nature means they are not adventurous sexually. They believe 'giving head' to their woman is a taboo against the law of the land. They love their mothers. So expect that his mother would live in his family home and she will probabaly do the cooking as well. Although they have respect for the marriage institution in terms of taking financal and emotional care of their wives, they are still cheats and will not be confronted by anyone about it.

Calabar guys- are the laziest! Although they have have big dicks. Their laziness extends to 'getting it up'. Hence, the reason why their women are often out there looking for someone else to satisfy their sexual urges. Their dicks although thick may be short.

Yoruba

First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street.
Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex.
Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.

Ibo

First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex.
Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you.
Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.

Hausa

First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.
Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.
Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married

Ijaw/Urhobo/Itsekiri

First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.
Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.
Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my militant brothers will be after you.


Cross Rivers

First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words.
Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex.
Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex.
You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".

Good thing myth is myth

They are really myths, but funny enough, they appear to be true in some cases.judging by my interaction with people from all over nigeria. One cannot generalise, but some of this myths are somehow perculiar to the tribes they are associated with.


Last bullet; There are only 2 kinds of people in the world; The Good people&The Bad people. They are well represented in all tribes. Dont let tribal sentiment form the bases of our analysis of people's character.

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Although All this is straight up generalizations and stereotypes because I have seen and know some Nigerians from all these tribes that don't fit these characteristics listed However when it comes to Finance there is some truths I have seen to be true to a extent even though Nigerians as a whole love money.

Hmmmm

yOU Tried,But your mistakes and ignorance manifest on Hausa people u seem not to research much about them.Most of the thongs u listed Like homosexuality and sex experience at 12 do not hold truth with majority of Hausa people.You can have attribute the Homosexuality with south east people as i know them but still even there,they are not the majority.secondly most Hausa people dont like drinking they prefer smoking .........Just conduct another research and re write again.LOL