An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop - Acts 2:38!" (, turn from your sin, ) The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38's!"

hehehe, you try o

real one, there

Nice 1

cool

Ok

u try

9ice

;d ;d ;d

yawns

lol, good one

cool

hilarious

Hmmm. If i was the robber, i would should back: NINA BARETTA, 9mm!

meaning?

no sense

kay9:

Hmmm. If i was the robber, i would should back: NINA BARETTA, 9mm!

[size=13pt]I'd be lying if I say I understand what you just said.[/size]

u r not alone

*joins the confused league*

ekpele gbogboyin (confused league)

Forget joke there is power in the word of God.

@kay9
Please explain so that these fellows might leave the confused league.

Ahh, my people, sorry-o! It was a slip of the finger.

Hmmm. If i was the robber, i would should back: NINA BARETTA, 9mm!

If I was the robber, I would SHOUT back, etc (you know the rest).

I, or maybe we don't know the rest.

Jasi(ed)

*continues being confused* nine barretta the name of a gun?

if it is then be rest assured that kay9 is an armed robber

the burglar must be an american because naija thief no go listen o

Haba, you guys never heard of a Baretta? Its a hand-gun, dammit! And don't you go making me out as the bad guy neither!

@ poster
that's funny

kay9 u are aint ya?

clemcykul:

kay9 u are aint ya?

Hmm, strange question. Clemcy, i like you, honestly. But you r beginning to sound like my kid bros: that is a candy, isn't it?