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Technology by dreday(op): 5:37pm On Apr 27, 2008
An American, a Japanese, and a NIGERIAN were sitting naked in the
sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm.
A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his
ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile I have a microchip in
my
hand.
The NIGERIAN, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided
he
had to do something just as impressive.  He steps out of the sauna
and

goes
to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his
butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
I'm receiving a Fax," he explains.
Re: Technology by Nobody: 7:27pm On Apr 27, 2008
@ dreday

Dat guy must be a yoruba man undecided
Re: Technology by CrazyMan(m): 7:44pm On Apr 27, 2008
Hmmm
Re: Technology by dreday(op): 9:56pm On Apr 27, 2008
@ info
I don't know if the guy's a yoruba man ooooo grin

@ crazykid
hmmn wetin?
Re: Technology by Nobody: 10:06pm On Apr 27, 2008
:d
Re: Technology by olulu(m): 10:22pm On Apr 27, 2008
good joke, but stale
very stale
Re: Technology by TOYOSI20(f): 1:34am On Apr 28, 2008
cool
Re: Technology by tytylayor: 8:41am On Apr 28, 2008
d guy na ibo guy grin grin
Re: Technology by ifyalways(f): 3:47pm On Apr 28, 2008
rotfl
nice one.lol thank heavens i dont shyt,fartsssssssssssss all d way kiss
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