[b]Element : Woman
Symbol : wo
Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118,
but known to vary from 93 to 280
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copius quantities in
all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in suburban and
rural areas. Known to occuur in
small, highly concentrated
deposits in Urban areas (see
Shopping Mall).
Physical properties :
1. Surface usually covered with
painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without
reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if used incorrectly. Can
cause headaches, handle with
care.
5. Found in various states ranging
from virgin metal to common
ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at
correct points.
Chemical properties :
1. Has great affinity for Gold,
Silver, Platinum, and and many of
the precious stones.
2. May explode spontaneously if
left alone.
3. Absorbs great quantities of
expensive substances.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but displays
a certain amount of increased
activity when saturated with
alcohol.
5. Repels cheap material, neutral
to common sense.
6. Most powerful money-reducing
agent known to man.
Uses :
1. Highly ornamental, esp. in
sports cars.
2. Can greatly improve relaxation
levels.
3. Can warm and comfort under
certain circumstances.
4. Can cool things down when it's
too hot.
Tests :
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink
when discovered in a natural
state.
2. Turns green when placed
beside a better specimen.
Caution :
1. Highly dangerous except in
experienced hands. Use extreme
care when handling.
2. Illegal to posses more than one.
(Dangerous also.)[/b]

Na wa o! - wetin we do u now??

@poster, u don finish us no be small!!

but I have to admit - excellent joke!!

a round of applause for mr poster

wat is it, in anyway am hapi 2 b one

OK, we have heard this b4.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-139379.0.html

so??
i should delete it?

Female Bashing

na im make u dey show ya abnormal 42 teeth?

Just possess high affinity to bond with Manium.

nice one,

Really nice.

In fairness, you came up with a fantastic analysis. Nice Joke!