Kslib:
Lol. Dey there! You wan impress your wife?

Write wetin? I no get sexcapade to write, even if I get, na purely fiction.. Abeg no spoil me ooo! You no know say i still be virgin?

Madam ko, mad man ni!

njokusboy:

Lolzz, abeg write ur own sharp sharp, dat ur excapade with dat woman wey dey sell beans and bread for ur area... The thing go make sense scatter... I go applaud you walai..

Kslib:
Lmao @ bolded!! Dey dere make pant dey wear you..

No be bad thing nah..

spade: So it started when I was trying to catch up on this very thread o.

Reading the past 50 or so pages I missed when my subscription ran out that last time, while on the side, putting some finishing touches on my 'Chase em down' tactics

But na one particular post make my blood hot eeeehhhh!

When asked by Reincarnated, she tried to downplay things, and said she was just my admirer.

JUST?

Just an ADMIRER?

Wait... On TOP of that, she mentioned Sholay2011?

Hold on oh. Cherekwa just a minute...
My future wife tried to put me in the "Admire-ree" Zone?

ADMIRE-REE ZONE?

AD-MAYA-REE... [size=16pt]ZONE!!![/size]

Na im I ask ooooh. My people

Spade + StateOfMind OR Sholay2011 + StateOfMind, which one reeks of "Mellishism"?


If you join Spade and StateOfMind, the result no be SpadeOfMind? A match made in Heaven?

Now compare am with joining Sholay2011 and StateOfMind. Wetin you go produce no be "StateOf2011"? Imagine o! We dey for 2013, dem still dey discuss the state of things in 2011! Abeg, my people, no be jonsing be dat?

Now I don conclude wetin my heart dey tell me to do since -- As soon as I regain my health, I'm handing my laptop over to a shoe-shiner in my street, and trekking with a bottle of palmwine, from Calabar to Gombe, Ibadan, Abeokuta, or wherever she's hiding, and I go carry am, kicking and screaming, to my house. Na by-force wedding things. I mean it.

LMAO. SOM, your own don be.

StateOfMind:
Jekyll..sup, how's ella? Hope you taking good care of her?

I dey as you take leave me o. Ella is pretty cool and I'm taking good care of her. Lol

Reincarnated:

Lol lol, d person that liked your post must also have a diary. Abeg no vex but it was just a question. Why do guys have diaries

Sharap one more time, you Reincarnated Maria; hope you're not indirectly referring to Baba Kslib.

Some guys love writing. That's the answer.

Jekyll & Hyde:


Sharap one more time, you Reincarnated Maria; hope you're not indirectly referring to Baba Kslib.

Some guys love writing. That's the answer.

Kslib:
lol. You dey mind that heart broken guy!! I know say na me he dey refer to..

Hahaha @highlighted. You're wuuuccCkkkeeeedddd.

Dannyxy: *spits on maria, jekyll, toyin, njokus, clears all the cattharhh in his throats and pours all kslib* see this bad bois make una no spoil, na only me holy pass, i no dey follow women, i no dey go sexuality section, pluss i be virgin..

shezy: pls where is ella?i miss her.hope malaria is not dealn with u too ooo.me self just dey recover.pls is ella's full name emanuella?

Jekyll & Hyde:


Hahaha @highlighted. You're wuuuccCkkkeeeedddd.

Kslib:
Na true na!! I pity am sha.. I know say he fit dey lecture by now or dey busy dey sleep-cry for bed.

I know say if he log in later, he go begin disturb person with "Hey!! My wife is back"..
"Hey! Honey you made me worried".
"Sweetheart, I was scared you left".
"Oh, sweety! You almost broke my heart".
"Darling! You should have atleast said something".
"Sweety, glad you are back".
"You know what? Lets just get married"

Maria, make I see how you wan take handle this latest development first. AQbeg no fall my hand ooo!!!

Dannyxy: lmao, e never reach like that, maria wey dey drag woman with me 4 one thread like that

Kslib:
lol. I know! I just dey tease am..

Drag girl with you? Which girl be dat?

Oya spill spill. **Amebo mode activated**

Dannyxy: oh boi, na one omosexy like dat wey wan disvirgin me.. Cme romance section, u go see the thread wey i open titled "i can never let my wife pay the bills"... blah blah blah, u go laff tire

jumong pan: Bassey ,Beverly and Bimp in Calabar for opening of #BEVERLY HEELS HOTEL CALABAR# tomorrow

lekpalicious: Sweetheart. I have not abandoned you. Its a long story but am finally free so will have more time for you. I missed you a lot. Chat later okay

Jekyll & Hyde:


Sharap one more time, you Reincarnated Maria; hope you're not indirectly referring to Baba Kslib.

Some guys love writing. That's the answer.

ToyinDipo:
Don't mind him, he is an actor.

shezy: pls where is ella?i miss her.hope malaria is not dealn with u too ooo.me self just dey recover.pls is ella's full name emanuella?

dommfa: Hello people

Dannyxy: *spits on maria, jekyll, toyin, spade, njokus, clears all the cattharhh in his throats and pours all kslib* see this bad bois make una no spoil me, na only me holy pass, i no dey follow women, i no dey go sexuality section, pluss i be virgin.. Ladies am i nt wonderful?

Kslib:
Na true na!! I pity am sha.. I know say he fit dey lecture by now or dey busy dey sleep-cry for bed.

I know say if he log in later, he go begin disturb person with "Hey!! My wife is back"..
"Hey! Honey you made me worried".
"Sweetheart, I was scared you left".
"Oh, sweety! You almost broke my heart".
"Darling! You should have atleast said something".
"Sweety, glad you are back".
"You know what? Lets just get married"

Maria, make I see how you wan take handle this latest development first. AQbeg no fall my hand ooo!!!

Dannyxy: lmao, e never reach like that, maria wey dey drag woman with me 4 one thread like that

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