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Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by MichaelSokoto(m): 12:16pm On May 26, 2013 |
hikmoj: Good luck indeed,wit fuel hike,insecurity,joblessnes,corruption,power outage,mismanagement of public fund,air disasters,bad roads wit road disasters and many more.What a fantastic GOOD luck.Yeah, goodluck 2 all treasury looters. Welldone Jonaboy! |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by hikmoj(m): 12:24pm On May 26, 2013 |
Michael Sokoto:tank u very plenty i no know u dey my back |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by Nobody: 12:29pm On May 26, 2013 |
caseless: I'm very sure this president forced nigerians into believing that there is a different meaning to 'goodluck' than what it means literally.education is lackin in most of those who pontificate! U've assumed a condescendin posture to midwife an infant entity. #usuck |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by Nobody: 12:29pm On May 26, 2013 |
GenBuhari: Buhari would bring better luck |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by Eldashab(m): 12:37pm On May 26, 2013 |
Intresting Joke from a joker himself! |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by hensben(m): 12:46pm On May 26, 2013 |
Burger01: Yeah! 2015, Goodluck to Goodluck Jonathan. We dey your back like hunchback... Haters abeg hug transformer.problem,problem,problem,y re u people falsin urself 2 rule nigeria even if u re not performing,I have seen a president who resign cos he can't cope with d pressure,but nigeria 4 were rule till infinity or querel end am. |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by Hoodrat(m): 12:54pm On May 26, 2013 |
You cannot destroy slavery by becoming a part of your Master’s cultural incubator." - John Henrik Clarke Today is African Liberation Day, but why are we celebrating? We are not free yet, we are still slaves and we don't even know it. We are economically, politically and mentally colonized. We export raw materials and agriculture, then we import finished goods just like colonialism. We import most of our products, many big industries are controlled by foreigners. We accept all these foreign aid and loans to make us debt slaves. We rely on foreign contractors to build everything for us. We value everything foreign. We cannot unite, there is tribalism. Global Africans are continually demonized and marginalized everywhere in the world. We don't control our media, so we are represented poorly in the media. We have the worst Human Development Index in the world. Many of us are illiterate and don't live too long. We only speak our colonizers languages such as English, French and Arabic. African nations are now trying to introduce Chinese in classes even though our languages are dying out. We have high maternity deaths, high infancy deaths. Our best doctors and minds move to foreign countries to develop them while our continent deteriorates. This is just like slavery. Most of us don't know our great history, we only know that we were slaves and colonized. African culture, languages, religions, clothes and names are dying. We still have self hatred and inferiority complex. We cannot work together. We still fight in proxy wars funded by foreign forces that allow other countries to benefit from our resources. Our resources are still coming from the ground to fund other countries while ours are poor. We are pawns for other country's foreign policy. There are more foreign troops in Africa than during colonialism. AFRICOM is coming to Africa to kick out the Chinese and and secure investments, mines and African resources. But we won't discuss real issues we only discuss things that don't matter like celebrity gossip and European/American sports leagues. And when we discuss real issues people label it as conspiracy theories. We are still neo-colonized and our government is controlled by foreigners. They serve to keep the entire country as permanent cheap labor source, cheap resources and a consumer market. We still have the ICC only putting Africans in jail. These bad International Monetary Fund, World Bank Loans and the World Trade Organization are not serving our interests. The United Nations peace keeping troops do nothing for Africa and actually causing more damage. The colonial Pact makes Francophone African countries slaves to France. So, I am NOT celebrating African Liberation Day. I will not celebrate this until we are free from mental, political, and economic slavery/colonization. We must control our own economies and produce what we consume. Love our own products, services and businesses. Go to tourism in our own countries. Build our own institutions instead of going to other ones. Work together worldwide in Pan Africanism. Working together for the uplift of ourselves. Pan Africa' leaders and the African Union MUST NOT BE AFRAID to unite as one nation and declare themselves a United States of Africa. Imperialist are not helping any African but rather furthering their own agendas." Racism denies people's access to life, liberty, to the pursue of happiness, to proper education, to control over their own resources etc. 1 Like |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by Nobody: 1:06pm On May 26, 2013 |
Jonaclown must be high on cracks & kai-kai !... Next!!! 1 Like |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by mobilecrewnett: 1:24pm On May 26, 2013 |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by crazygod(m): 1:26pm On May 26, 2013 |
Hahahahahahaha Jona Lwkmd... Infact Idlmao |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by crazygod(m): 1:29pm On May 26, 2013 |
Basketmouth and ali baba combined has got nothing on you Mr Jona... U gud. Hahahahahaha |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by yemmy19(m): 1:40pm On May 26, 2013 |
Of course, that's why our roads are in order, light is constant, education is now for every one especially the less privileged, 18000naira mimum wage is a success, we all can now sleep with our two eyes closed, those that stole public funds are either dead/in prison, the innocent ones in prison both in/outside Nigeria have been set free, those who commit treason are being brought to book, your asset have been declared to the public, there's no more immunity clause for public office holders, every individual in this country can now boast of three square meal a day, rule of law is being observed accordingly, and many more "good /fresh air".... I guess that's what you mean Mr "president". You are only deceiving yourself, and you know it. |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by graphicsplay: 1:47pm On May 26, 2013 |
Hoodrat: You cannot destroy slavery by becoming a part of your Master’s cultural incubator." - John Henrik Clarke Mr Hoodrat,I understand your pain. But I'm afraid your suggestion (on the bolded) may not come to pass. Many of the so called Pan African leaders have their (our) stolen public funds stashed away at the colonialists' backyard (foreign banks) and therefore lack the courage to stand up for Pan Africanism. That's why a country like the USA would from time to time intimidate our government with corruption allegation (and sometimes human rights abuse). For Africa to produce good leaders, we need to have in place strong institutions, not strong tribal leaders and one of such institutions is an electoral institution that guarantees free and fair elections at all levels of governance......(including the election of the chairman, Nigeria Governors Forum ) |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by ghettodreamz(m): 2:01pm On May 26, 2013 |
This is hilarious.... GEJ.. Pls, bear in mind, your days are numbered in that Villa. Just finish your last tenure and vacate the seat for a more reasonable, clueful and a visionary leader that will help change the state of democracy in Nigeria for the good of all. Indeed,your name has brought good luck to yourself and not to Nigeria. |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by visalo: 2:06pm On May 26, 2013 |
Nigeria is moving forward, haters are head bend criticizing. Amala people wake up. The north will only use you and dump. 2015 nothing in asorock. Gej till 2019 |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by habumaks(m): 2:14pm On May 26, 2013 |
Blaady Scumbag! |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by successcertain: 2:18pm On May 26, 2013 |
graphicsplay: I dont agree with you, if we all fold our hands and pretend like we dont care, whos gonna save africas and the future of our children?. Colonialist imperialists encourage profitable corruption in Africa Nations,neo-colonialist is well and alive. Imperialist is the enemy of the Africa Nations: robbing it, exploiting it,and oppressing it. imposed corrupt leaders on it. African conditioned to be depended on the ruling class which has been and still is the White imperialist upper class and soon to be China. The struggle of Africans is the struggle of all citizens who are pathologically oppressed by the imperialist capitalist interests. Reasons To Revolt .You're serving a 52 years labor sentence that benefits no one but the international bankers pigs and their local imperialist corrupt leaders imposed on us. The corporations are stealing the resources of humanity. The system does not create wealth, it simply redistributes wealth unequally.The international bankers have hijacked the international economy.Your consciousness is rendered dormant by capitalist technological flows.Global poverty is rising by the same percentage as Fortune 500 CEO pay. You're silenced by your Religion, teachers, by your bosses, by your 'leaders'.Your psychology is incessantly attacked by the traitorous cultural elite. The powerful Nations continues to suck up the world's resources while the powerless Nations lives in abject poverty with all their natural resources. You're powerless. All the power is hoarded by the capitalists. Global poverty continues its rapid expansion across the world. It is time to rebel my friend, africa liberated soul will rebel against the local imperialist puppet. |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by fuckluv(f): 2:34pm On May 26, 2013 |
El-dashab:He only wants to revive the nation since the oga@ d top melodrama has died down. More jokes pls mr pressy! I know u can beat basketmouth to his game |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by dominiceze: 3:18pm On May 26, 2013 |
caseless: I'm very sure this president forced nigerians into believing that there is a different meaning to 'goodluck' than what it means literally.slowpoke, find somewhere else and express those totology of big grammers, i wonder how long it took u to learn those vocabs. It is ur type that wil neva c anythn gud and commend, haterz go n hug transfer, Long Live GEJ |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by Demdem(m): 3:28pm On May 26, 2013 |
This is what oozes out when a brain is so much intoxicated with kai-kai. Retardeen is just being silly as usual. 1 Like |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by killuminati(m): 3:34pm On May 26, 2013 |
See this Goof-luck man sha so all these killings and sufferings we are witnessing is good luck to you? You must be goofy! Na why you forget to come give ur own speech for AU summit go dey shyte for toilet abi?? No be ur fault, na ur mama cause dis wahala for us, she shoulda swallow you back back to where you come from. Mumu! |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by killuminati(m): 3:39pm On May 26, 2013 |
dominic eze:Long Live Wetin! Are you insane? The earlier he goes, the better for Nigeria |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by mensdept: 3:51pm On May 26, 2013 |
GEJ, whoever is your media guy should bbe fired. Dont let him allow you to make local statements |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by Orikinla(m): 4:16pm On May 26, 2013 |
[size=18pt]With more thousands of Nigerians killed in political and religious conflicts under him than any previous head of state since the Nigerian civil war? With more Nigerians becoming jobless than ever before? With his brother dying in the State House and his wife suffering terrible health problems than other First Ladies before her? With innocent people collapsing and dying whilst his wife was sharing bags of rice for his political campaigns? With more police officers ambushed and murdered in his own home state of Bayelsa State than ever before? With unprecedented floods rendering thousands of Nigerians homeless and scores killed under his watch? With many innocent northerners becoming refugees in neighboring states and other countries under his watch? With more churches burnt and more Christians murdered by Islamic terrorists under his watch? With more mass failures in examinations for both secondary schools and tertiary institutions under his watch? With worse air disasters under his watch? The list is too long to be posted on Nairaland. Is he normal at all? [/size] |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by dominiceze: 4:18pm On May 26, 2013 |
killuminati: Long Live Wetin! Are you insane? The earlier he goes, the better for Nigeriaits u who is insane, infact u r mentally retarded to quote my comment,cant u jst write urs u ass licker |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by Leaknigerianews(m): 4:19pm On May 26, 2013 |
Burger01: Yeah! 2015, Goodluck to Goodluck Jonathan. We dey your back like hunchback... Haters abeg hug transformer. |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by Leaknigerianews(m): 4:20pm On May 26, 2013 |
Burger01: Yeah! 2015, Goodluck to Goodluck Jonathan. We dey your back like hunchback... Haters abeg hug transformer.you day whose back? Na so Naijarian day talk.na people like una day do do do. F we dnt want Gudluck |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by Wadeoye(m): 4:32pm On May 26, 2013 |
virtuoso01: Funny enough many Nigerians said the same thing when they were voting for him in the last election. -First on the list is Oil discovery in Nigeria. Who doesn't know we just discovered oil shortly after Mr Goodluck was sworn in. - Now Nigerians are enjoying 24/7 power supply - Unemployment is 0% - All roads are like those in Dubai - look at Lagos-Ibadan road for example - Healthcare delivery is like that in any advanced country. Now people are coming from other countries for medical treatment here - also courtesy of GEJ - Now Nigeria don't need to send their children abroad or private schools to get qualitative education - Security is unlike before across the country - no kidnapping, no bombing, etc again - Pipe borne water is everywhere including villages Who says GEJ has not brought goodluck to Nigeria? |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by bakynes(m): 4:43pm On May 26, 2013 |
All these folks supporting GEJ am sure they are Niger deltans.You idiots will never look beyond tribalism.You know within urself dis is d worst President Nigeria has ever had bt because is from your region you dnt see his clueless self and dat is govt encourages corruption |
Re: Jonathan's Name Has Brought Good-Luck To Nigeria by iykofias(m): 5:44pm On May 26, 2013 |
Presido! Presisido!! Presido!!!.......The amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to act. Dats all I av 4 u, u cn run along n play |
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