Na who dey wink for that place! Kolomental!!!

who dey ask above me? kolomental

ban them ban them kolomental

who dey answer above me? kolomental

make una ban me o ban me o kolomental

na god go punish the person wey do you like this

na seun oo the beans cooker na him

na who dey swear above me? kolomental

ban us ban us, we dey mental

dem cook grass give you?
man!. . .this is one of kronky's recipe gone wrong

gim the lighter, pass me the ganja

na who dey smoke behind me, kolomental!

straight and to the point

e nor go better for the person wen do a fine girl like Nightie this kind bad thing , make una fine chain, rope nor go fit hold this kind case oooo

na ship anchor i get

I beg, saucekid , e never reach like that oooo  haba?

if una no fit hold am make una join craze kolomental

join who?
i permit you

@ folly69 , nor worry, we nor go allow nightie case worse reach your own we go hold her down

make we craze craze craze common show ya self 4 dis place

the virus don enter am already

original kolo

typical

*ties nigties hand behind her back, flings her into my wheelbarrow and heads sraight to yaba front not left again*

kolo, kolo,kolo, kolo mentale wey dem? i say wey dem wey dem

*pas me the lighter plus ganja*, takes shirt off nd dances makossa

I must cure your craze !

the infection dey spread well ooo
*enforces emergency shutdown and quarantine*

*it is already enforced*

and about been executed

1st case, clemcykul vs Kolo Institute

sentenced to ------- years in rehab

I beg make una decide

my case na undecided ryte now i be admin for yaba nightie na my vice

have ur own admissn letter, cuzz u'll be a gud kolo candidate

he go write post ume for mental cases first

na A10 he go get.

cuzz him brains dey down below

na direct entry e go take enter, cozz already he be dip. holder for mental cases

@ saucekid , thank u jare, I know say i go write ume for kolo Institute, but e go tay before i go reach the PhD level when clemcykul  & Nightie dey right now  

@ tytylayor , remember say u first me enter school ooo, I beg make u give me some of ur old text books for Kolo 101 & 102,