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Atheism Has Denominations by Nobody: 7:43am On May 30, 2013
Yes they do!

some are strictly atheist while some call themselves freethinkers.

some believe in the big bang theory, some dont.

some believe in evolution while some think it stupid that man came from apes.

some have dawkins as G.O while some dont have shepherds.

some are satanist in disguise while some are the decieved.

very soon they'll all have names to differentiate them.
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by Nobody: 8:01am On May 30, 2013
Segeggs: Yes they do!

some are strictly atheist while some call themselves freethinkers.

some believe in the big bang theory, some dont.

some believe in evolution while some think it stupid that man came from apes.

some have dawkins as G.O while some dont have shepherds.

some are satanist in disguise while some are the decieved.

very soon they'll all have names to differentiate them.



Dont you know?

We have;

-Darwinist protestants (this sect doesnt agree with evolution)
-Dawkinsian fellowship (this sect is headed by daddy G.O. Richard Dawkins who found the golden tablets of evolution)
-Black evangelical atheist church of spaghetti (these are blacks who preach anti-white Jesus doctrine)
-United church of the Spaghetti monster (these are the troll congregation who have some anti-xtian dogma)
-Church of scientism (these are mostly made up of physicist and non-biological scientists)
-Religious humanist fellowship (these are people who preach the doctrine of harmony for all religions, even atheism)
-Congregation of freethinkers (these are actually freemasons who just took a less "illuminati-like" name)
-Church of Atheistic satanists (these are satanists that just want to feel among the intelligent atheists)
-Latter saints of LGBT (Also known as GAYtheists)
-The church of secularism (these are the guys that deal with political atheism)
-The Roman Skeptic Church (This is the oldest church of atheism; they compiled the works of Plato, Epicurus and Neitzche)

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