One day in the garden of Eden,Eve calls out to God. "Lord,I have a problem!""Whats the problem,Eve?" "Lord,I know you've created me and have provided this wonderful garden and all of these wonderful animals,and that hilarious comedic snake,but \i'm just not happy" "Why is that,Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord,I am lonely abd I am sick to death of apples" "Well,Eve,in that case,I have a solution,I shall create a man for you" "Whats a 'man' Lord?" "This amn will be a flawed creature,with mant bad traits.He'll lie,cheat and be vainglorious;all in all,he'll give you a hard time.But he'll be bigger,faster and will like to hunt and kill things.He will look silly aroused,but since you've been complaining,I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your , ah , physical needs. He'll be witless and revel in childish things such as fighting and kicking a ball about.He won't be too smart,so he'll need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve,with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Whats the catch Lord?" "As I said,he'll be proud,arrogant and self-admiring, So you'll have to let him believe i created him first.So just remember, it's our secret, Woman-to-woman!!"