A Nigerian boy in Europe called his mum and told her he had been diagnosed with HIV/AIDs.
His mother immediately started begging him not to ever come back home.  Surprised, he asked why and his mother replied, '' if you come back, your wife go get HIV too.
She go pass am to john, your younger brother.
If john get am, that means our house girl don get am, she sef go pass am to your papa this means i go get am too.
If i get am so, our driver don get am be that.  Himself go pass am to your younger sister, Tina.
If Tinb get am, our whole village don get am be dat!
I beg no come home o! Save our village!
We are counting on you to die alone oh.''

So? what happened nxt?

pls I need jokes,not stories.

For once this Ajegunle brought up boy made me laff. You try.

Never thought I'll see the day studio will make me laff. You try small

U don big pass dis kind old joke

U don big pass dis kind old joke

please lets not turn dis thread to IMO and ENUGU state' where people are killing themselves bcuz of election.

I didnt create this joke to make my haters cry. . . But to make them laugh.

And if the joke aint funny to you, abeg just wakka pass.

E no cause fight. . . Am not IBO!
I dont believe in do or die to get to the top.



*no ofience*

Lol@ d replies

lol

studio im dissapointd in u.

Stale.

Haters gonna love this??

Sorry, I don't love the joke and that makes me a non-hater

Ademiller, shut yo mouth if u dont have anything reasonable to say. . . Okay?

Still lolling

lol

That boy should come back o so that Stud can contact the disease too

Biiiiiiiibs!!
Ya kike? Kwana biu!

Yar'uwa ta , ina nan lafiya,
nayi rashin ki kwarai
wai ina thread dinmu ne?

Da gaske, ina da murna na gain ki.
Haba? Ya dadde gaskiya. Kuma, ba n ganni thread din. Ki ne ma n shi, ma na.

Ok cool

you try; keep it coming

bibs:

That boy should come back o so that Stud can contact the disease too

are u ok?
Whats yo problem na?
I be like gay to u?
I do women. . But not ABOKI like yo type.

*no ofience*

sizzlers:

you try; keep it coming

would try my best. Thanks

Hehehehehehehehehehe.

Everybody loves studio

Studio CFR:

*no ofience

none taken

Tina nor be ur babe plus other girls in the village?

@studio:time and again I hav always told u dat common sense is not common wif u.By editing,re-writing,re-posting,reprodicing in-like manner,partial transformation 0r 0therwise of this 0ut-dated joke u hav committed more than plagiarism.If u havnt got jokes,simply laugh at other peoples joke
*no offence*

Lol.

bright007:

@studio:time and again I hav always told u dat common sense is not common wif u.By editing,re-writing,re-posting, reprodicing in-like manner,partial transformation 0r 0therwise of this 0ut-dated joke u hav committed more than plagiarism.If u havnt got jokes,simply laugh at other peoples joke
*no offence*

are u going to call that a typo or hand work of the devil?

Illiterate!

Mtchew

@studio:fools like u don't accept positive criticism.Ur user name says it all,u are probably an empty space at alaba used for dubbing,copying or pirating cds.

Chai! C all dis grammar ontop studio‘s head

bright007:

@studio: fools like u don't accept positive criticism.your user name says it all,u are probably an empty space at alaba used for dubbing,copying or pirating cds.

Respect yourself. . .