There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of The Hicksville Southern Baptist Church.

It seems the first hint of Trouble came when the Pastor preached on "dedicating yourselves to service" and the Choir Director chose to sing: "I Shall Not Be Moved."

Trying to believe it was a coincidence; the Pastor put the incident behind him. The next Sunday he preached on "giving". Afterwards, The choir squirmed as the director led them in the hymn: "Jesus Paid It All."

By this time, the Pastor was losing his temper. Sunday morning attendance swelled as the tension between the two built. A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his sermon on "the sin of gossiping". Would you believe the Choir Director selected: "I Love To Tell the Story."

There was no turning back. The following Sunday the Pastor told the congregation that unless something changed he was considering resignation. The entire church gasped when the Choir Director led them in: "Why Not Tonight."

Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Pastor resigned a week later; explaining that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was leading him away. The Choir Director could not resist: "What a Friend We Have in Jesus."

Thumbs up my guy

buahhahha lmao

gunnie gunnie how i missed uuuuuuuuu what hapened to ya?

so the news is true dat u were imprisoned in irag? glad u came out of ur incarceration unscratched

well come once again

Hey gunpoint this is so so funny.
It's wat I'll call a polite attack

And you Clemcykul where you from hear that news? 
You and your satelite ear. 

her ear dey sharp na

lmao
state of the art ear.it picks and recieves reception even from Venus and mars. 
Gunnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  you always make me want to bla bla bla.
nice joke but why use Baptist church?

U B BAPTIST

OK DEN
CELE CHURCH

nice 1 gunny

Yeah i am.
modify it then

OK NNE!!
IFYBLABLA PASTOR 4 CELE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
INSHORT, D MAN LATER RUN!!!
HAPI NW??

Gunny i think you think am thinking what you are thinking abi?
Guy i dey vex ooh
you either modify that shyte up there or get your anus kicked out of ma abode

KICK IT BABY KICK IT
U'V GROWN BAD SINCE I LAST SAW U,
I LIKA DAT

. . . .and your thing had been malfunctioning of recent,you have seriously depreciated,you cant stand for 1 straight hr without falling,you are far from the man i feel in rove with.
Gunnie is all over,am glad am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pick up your dumb face from the floor and move out of ma villa.

nice 1 gunny

uhm. . . .

[size=13pt]LMAO! That is a tight joke.[/size]

nice

gunnie is now back on his D1cI<. . . . . i mean feet. . .

weldone man!

@ topic

you don mental abi?

@ saucekid

If me mental, you get me cure?

oshokolo ba blah sha ka ba eyy
ba a kwara bara oh oh, eih eih,
, every spirit of kolomentalism depart info in Jesus name

bibs:

depart info in Jesus name

You won join me for heaven abi?

heaven my yansh!
una go first signup for hell


@ info
i get ur cure. . . . . . *u fit Bleep lioness?*

Hilarious

@ saucekid

You need to coach me how to do that o 

coach you?
this is done with intuition. . .abi you no want ya madness to cure?

What if she bite my di<k in the process of BJ? you know how lions scuk na and i no be expect

then you'll have to protect urself so it doesnt happen

What happend to Friends in need?

they die if they dont do the deed