Girls Night In; No Boys Allowed (Peeping is allowed sha) (1) (2) (3) ... (362)(363) (364) by Br3nd4. 11679 posts & 56868 views. 1:09pm



( El Guapo)

Br3nd4: Christ! Im too fat to dressup as a cat.
I could dress as Princess Fiona (ogre version) tho. Slick!

And u expect me to get dressed as what? Shrek?

You're not giving any credit to my Flat tummy, that dude has got a Pot-belly

*Kails*:



Lol. "peeper no peeping!"

You're not supposed to be here...

We're having an Indoor couple's prep talk

Br3nd4:

Thanks hun. I didn't get the msg.
Whatsup Shuga?

Br3nd4:

Night crawler!!

Truckpusher: As in crawling in the night?

Shugamania:



What kinda question is this? U never still check into rehab?


Been a while, bro.

Truckpusher: Rehab ke! my own dun pass rehab things ooo... na yaba left straight

btw ,how your toto na

xynerise:
*slaps his tongue* Will you close your mouth! Spoit kid

Peace be unto this....erm...club

Truckpusher: See person wey wan slap my tongue,no be this kain talk dey sweet your belle?

xynerise:
*slaps his tongue* Will you close your mouth! Spoit kid

Peace be unto this....erm...club

Shugamania: Smh..
Obviously, Ur sickness no get cure.

God punish u o.
We're doing better than u, obviously.

xynerise:
This kind talk dey change sermon

Shugamania:

Hallo papa..

Truckpusher: Xy boy, what are haffen to you?

Shugamania: Halllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo



Miss u guys.

check ur box.

Truckpusher:
Where is lufly brenda?

Br3nd4:

Yo Pusher!

xynerise:
Smh. Have you been baptised?

Truckpusher: I see ,but you don't need to put me under God's spell because i don't know what you serve out there ....

Where is lufly brenda?

Truckpusher: Omo yes o! there was this Asian girl friend of mine that squirted thrice into my eyes at a pressure of abt 1.5 bar while i was still observing her Bottom Hole Pressure(BHP)near her pay zone ,which baptism better pass that one

xynerise:
Bless you sis Shugamary. Hope you will attend this tithe Sunday service?

Shugamania:





Father, can u speak 2 sentences wtout mentioning tithe?

xynerise:
May God have mercy of your IQ

Shugamania:


Fear catch u?
Next time, watch ur words.



She's good, why u dey ask..no go kidnap her o.

Truckpusher: What has vessel entry with the right PPE(Personal protective Equipment) got to do with God again?

Nigerians sha! always pretending to be better than others,folks like you would jerk-off on a nak.ed doll

xynerise:
Yes na.

Bring your offering to the lord's house and he will bless you.

Enter his gate(church) with thanksgiving in your hand

Shugamania:

Hehe
what's d difference?

Truckpusher: Which one is yo pusher na .....na so you wan carry spoil my truckpushing career?

come na ,you wear paint today?