Unending debate on pastors’ jets

...[s]till, Pastor Adeboye had a few supporters even in this forum. One of them, registered as Billyonaire, rose to his defence, in response to a preceding comment that Jesus Christ did not own a single private in His own time.

Billyonaire said, “Jesus did not have overseas membership, Goddamit. Our pastors have millions of members in over 160 countries. How many members did Jesus have? Jesus needed a boat and a donkey and he used them. There was no jet then. I am sure he would have got one, if he could afford it...”

Buzz… social media diary

Seewealth: I cannot help but laugh at the various ways I communicated to reach family and friends. I was in Imo then and always looked forward to hearing that somebody came back from Lagos so that he would take my letters to Lagos. That is if I didn’t want to use the post office. Thank God for this new era.

Delors: I remember when I was in the secondary school and man don broke die and mumsy never showed up, visiting, I would compose a very long letter and send it to my mum in Lagos from Ibadan – through the post office. I swear, after 3 months, na me dey always receive the letter for house because school self go don go on vacation…na wah o…I just wonder how I survived then…God noni anyway.

Kokoye: Then, if someone simply promised to help put your curriculum vitae on the Internet, you felt as if you already got a job abroad. lol

Controversy trails auction of Ferguson’s chewing gum

...[a] member of the online forum, nairaland.com, Nosyke, says he wishes that gums chewed by Super Eagles Coach, Stephen Keshi, could be worth thousands of dollars like Ferguson’s.

He says, “How are we sure it is Sir Alex Ferguson’s gum? Have they run a DNA test on it?

“But mehn, this na serious business o, if it happens to be true, the guy don hammer.

“But white people sabi mumu sha, chewing gum wey your fellow human being chop troway, na him u wan sell/buy. E be like say I go start to dey mark Oga Stephen Keshi closely in case him drop him gum too.”

Replying to Nosyke’s comment, another member of the forum,with the name, True2God, says Keshi’s chewed gum will turn out to be a bad business for him.

“Nobody will buy Keshi’s chew gum from you. Na bad business,” he states.

Another member of nairaland.com, with the name justice42003, explains that such funny adventure whereby someone rushes to pick up a chewed gum that has been disposed of could only happen in the developed world...