10. When filling out your
driver's license application you
give your IP address.

9. You no longer ask
prospective dates what their
sign is, instead your line is "Hi,
what's your URL?"

8. Instead of calling you to
dinner, your spouse sends e-
mail.

7. You're amazed to find out
spam is a food.

6. You "ping" people to see if
they're awake, "finger" them to
find out how they are, and
"AYT" them to make sure
they're listening to you.

5. You search the Net endlessly
hoping to win every silly free T-
shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as
"my lady@home.wife" and refer
to your children as "client
applications".

3. At social functions you
introduce your husband as "my
domain server".

2. After winning the office
super bowl pool you blurt out,
"I feel so colon-right
parentheses!"
And the number one sign you
are an Internet Geek:

1. You have atleast 1 website

Very unrealistic, sounds dumb.

For ur info, non internet geeks have more websites than geeks themselves.