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A Dream Turned Real!!! by code9(m): 8:59am On Jun 10, 2013
B4 going to bed, i had to eat something. I opened the fridge & yes, all d things in my fridge were iced; the light had been on for 8 years without going off.

Oh! I have to reduce the speed of this fan, the voltage is so high.

I woke up very early in the morning to the sound of classical music. I casually strolled into the bathroom. Oh! the cold is too much this morning, i turned on the hot-water tap.

While toweling myself dry, i turned on the radio and heard the presenter speaking of how Nigeria is now one of the most developed countries in the world and how the Nigerian president yesterday declared his asset and all he had to boast of was N20 million naira and a duplex in his village.

I finished dressing up and took my time to eat. I had no reason to rush, afterall the road is always free and there are no potholes.

On the way, i saw a few policemen patrolling and I greeted them. I stopped to chat with them for a few minutes after which i drove off laughing.

In my workplace, i saw some people loitering in the waiting room and discovered they were here to be interviewed. I saw the son of the permanent secretary. I also saw a young man with tattered shoes and patched-up trouser; he graduated recently from one of the government universities, but everyone could testify to the fact that he's brilliant.
While­ going home that day, i saw the man with the tattered shoes smiling and i asked him why.
"Sir, i've been given the job." "What! What of the Permanent secretary's son, didn't his father call beforehand?" "No" the man said, "He didn't".

That evening, in the neighborhood, i saw Adamu and Obinna discussing the recent trend in the country, of how Mallam Danjuma is now the governor of Rivers state, Senator Abifarin Oluwafemi is now the governor in Borno state, Mr Chijioke Okoro is now the governor of Oyo state.
Then .....

....I had a Mosquito bite on my nose as I slap the spot, I realised it was a dream.
Pls give me Lonart. Malaria don show! grin grin grin

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Re: A Dream Turned Real!!! by Kuljoe(m): 9:30am On Jun 10, 2013
Visit d nearby chemist or pharmacy.

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