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Pastor AKPOS by Ihengote: 4:28am On Jun 14, 2013 |
Akpos: do u have a boyfriend? Girl: nope i don't have a boyfriend. Akpos:Gen. 2:18 the lord God said, it is not good for a man to be alone. i will make a helper suitable for him. Girl: but i don;t love you. Akpos: 1 john 4:8 "whoever does not love does not love God, because God is love" ... Girl: But how can i be sure that you're loyal and honest? Akpos: mark 13:31 "heaven and earth will pass away but my words will never pass away" Girl: but i'm busy, i'm still studying. Akpos: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "there is a time for everything , and a season for every activity under the heaven" Girl: but why me? there are a lot of girls out there. Akpos: proverbs 31:29 "many women do noble things, but you surpass them all" Girl: but what is in me that you like? Akpos: song of solomon 4:7 "you are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flow in you' Girl: but i'm not beautiful Akpos: proverbs 31:30 "charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fear the lord is to be praised" Girl: what do u want to happen? Akpos: 2 corinthians 2:4 "for i wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you." one word for st. Akpostus !!!! |
Re: Pastor AKPOS by bingbagbo(m): 7:26am On Jun 14, 2013 |
LAFFS AND PISSES ALL OVER MY BODY |
Re: Pastor AKPOS by Ihengote: 8:24am On Jun 14, 2013 |
Na So ................. |
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