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Dont Stop by olembe(m): 1:02pm On May 19, 2006
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."
Re: Dont Stop by pirella(f): 1:08pm On May 19, 2006
Ha! ha ha ha! dat waz a gud one.dey ddn evn catch any sleep.
Re: Dont Stop by micklplus(m): 1:13pm On May 19, 2006
its like you love it all night long ! speaking ur mind?
nice joke
Cheers
Re: Dont Stop by diddy4(m): 2:02pm On May 19, 2006
damn, that guy must be tired by now. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Dont Stop by JazzyJ(f): 7:15am On Sep 25, 2008
if i were d wife i wud be dead tired after a long play, damn!!!! embarassed
Re: Dont Stop by clemcykul(f): 9:40am On Sep 25, 2008
tired
gad 4bit!
Re: Dont Stop by Scopium: 3:38pm On Sep 25, 2008
[size=13pt]I like it smiley smiley[/size]
Re: Dont Stop by Jeovy(m): 3:54pm On Sep 25, 2008
JazzyJ:

if i were d wife i would be dead tired after a long play, damn!!!! embarassed

any witness madam
Re: Dont Stop by Arcani: 7:28pm On Sep 25, 2008
Jeovy:

any witness madam
Abi o jare
Re: Dont Stop by Wordsmith(m): 7:39pm On Sep 25, 2008
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Re: Dont Stop by tammyswits(f): 8:22pm On Sep 25, 2008
Nice one poster!
Re: Dont Stop by Baxilexi(m): 8:25pm On Sep 25, 2008
smiley
Re: Dont Stop by tammyswits(f): 8:26pm On Sep 25, 2008
Now whats that for?
Re: Dont Stop by dani1luv: 8:35pm On Sep 25, 2008
@ tammy's
means: DONT STOP tongue
Re: Dont Stop by Baxilexi(m): 8:36pm On Sep 25, 2008
please you dan,

@tammy, need i explain futher
Re: Dont Stop by tammyswits(f): 8:39pm On Sep 25, 2008
Yes please! With two retards like u guys one needs an explanation 4 everything!
Re: Dont Stop by cbase: 8:41pm On Sep 25, 2008
Which Bus-Stop una dey talk of sef?, Kabu Kabu don enta nairaland?
Re: Dont Stop by Baxilexi(m): 8:45pm On Sep 25, 2008
cbase, ile tammy mo lo, alo ni??


@tammy, retard! me, dont talk to me again jor.*sighs*

nyways i was mislead by something i tot was beautiful.
Re: Dont Stop by tammyswits(f): 8:48pm On Sep 25, 2008
@baxi, cant believe u are gossiping about me with cbase, yet am right here, hope u said am pretty, thanks!
Re: Dont Stop by Baxilexi(m): 8:51pm On Sep 25, 2008
yeah your pretty tammy,



are you pretty??
Re: Dont Stop by tammyswits(f): 9:02pm On Sep 25, 2008
Is pure water colourless?
Re: Dont Stop by cbase: 9:07pm On Sep 25, 2008
sexy sexy Tammy, don't hate, appreciate!!!!!!!!! grin
Re: Dont Stop by tammyswits(f): 9:08pm On Sep 25, 2008
Yeah baby!
Re: Dont Stop by cbase: 9:12pm On Sep 25, 2008
Ooh Yeah, Give it to me baby, give it, oooh yeah, Don't Stop, Oh my god, don't stop please grin
Re: Dont Stop by tammyswits(f): 9:25pm On Sep 25, 2008
I didnt mean it that way, but what the heck!
Re: Dont Stop by dreday(m): 9:51pm On Sep 25, 2008
cbase:

Which Bus-Stop una dey talk of sef?, Kabu Kabu don enta nairaland?

Now,we don know say na Ajegunle u dey liive.Why didn't you say cab?na kabukabu come ur mind straight
Re: Dont Stop by jmkbond(f): 10:00pm On Sep 25, 2008
cbase:

Ooh Yeah, Give it to me baby, give it, oooh yeah, Don't Stop, Oh my god, don't stop please grin
.cbase is a bad boy
Re: Dont Stop by cbase: 10:06pm On Sep 25, 2008
you think so? undecided
Re: Dont Stop by Baxilexi(m): 10:29pm On Sep 25, 2008
before nko, why you think say she dey boyz hostel. grin
Re: Dont Stop by bastrin(f): 10:39pm On Sep 25, 2008
angry angry

to de do wetin boiz de do.
angry angry
Re: Dont Stop by mohawkchic(f): 10:47pm On Sep 25, 2008
~Kwel cheesy~
Re: Dont Stop by bastrin(f): 10:53pm On Sep 25, 2008
angry angry

kai baba toya ?

yaya azumi?

angry angry

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