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Dont Stop *joke* by Nobody: 7:21pm On Mar 13, 2012
A mother told her daughter to always say "don't" when boys wants to touch her upper part nd "stop" when boys wants to touch her lower parts...Bt d gal suddenly got pregnant nd d mother asked.. "I tot I told U̶̲̥̅̊ ΨђåƮ to say when boys wants to touch U̶̲̥̅̊? How did U̶̲̥̅̊ get pregnant?"...D gal replied, "mama yes U̶̲̥̅̊ did, but d boy touched both parts at d same time S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ I said "don't stop".... cheesy cheesy wink wink wink kiss kiss kiss
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by bunmioguns(m): 8:10pm On Mar 13, 2012
dis one sef na joke
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by Nobody: 8:23pm On Mar 13, 2012
scarecrows re also invited

am not bored @ all
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 11:09pm On Mar 13, 2012
What does scrarecrows mean kwanu?
~vicky~:
scarecrows re also invited

am not bored @ all
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by Nobody: 1:30am On Mar 14, 2012
†ђξ joke's old but d head still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dere. wink
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by bunmioguns(m): 2:15am On Mar 14, 2012
mikuz: What does scrarecrows mean kwanu?

no mind dt yeye girl, i dunno why she refer herself as a scarescrow

Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 7:21am On Mar 14, 2012
Lol
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 7:22am On Mar 14, 2012
Abeg use normal fonts type jare. Must you show off yourself?
booqee: †ђξ joke's old but d head still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dere. wink
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mcnepow(m): 8:27am On Mar 14, 2012
mikuz: Abeg use normal fonts type jare. Must you show off yourself?
This is the real joke grin
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 8:33am On Mar 14, 2012
grin
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mcnepow(m): 8:53am On Mar 14, 2012
See ur teeth grin
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by Nobody: 9:41am On Mar 14, 2012
mikuz: What does scrarecrows mean kwanu?

mikuz ur friend bunmi brought d pic of some scarecrows



i guess he's 1 of them (scarecrows)

@ bunmi dont ve ur tyme
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 12:20pm On Mar 14, 2012
~vicky~:


mikuz ur friend bunmi brought d pic of some scarecrows



i guess he's 1 of them (scarecrows)

@ bunmi dont ve ur tyme
you mean he and that first one look alike?
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by Nobody: 1:35am On Mar 16, 2012
mikuz: Abeg use normal fonts type jare. Must you show off yourself?
always following •̸Ϟﻉ from thread †☺ thread! ȋ̝̊ know Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ can't manage on your own, but Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ needn't make I̶̲̥̅̊†̥̥ so obvious. Was ȋ̝̊ talking †☺ youu??! undecided

ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ Ɣǝ̥§ ȋ̝̊ can't use normal font type,
Come help •̸Ϟﻉ reset ìt! Mumuu! angry
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by bunmioguns(m): 4:31am On Mar 16, 2012
mikuz: Abeg use normal fonts type jare. Must you show off yourself?

Abeg na BB craze oo, grin grin grin . .
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by bunmioguns(m): 4:35am On Mar 16, 2012
mikuz: you mean he and that first one look alike?

undecided
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by bunmioguns(m): 4:38am On Mar 16, 2012
~vicky~:


mikuz ur friend bunmi brought d pic of some scarecrows



i guess he's 1 of them (scarecrows)

@ bunmi dont ve ur tyme

Vicky, I can agree to be ur scarecrow. . . I mean it, only if u promise to gimme kpomo undecided
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 8:05am On Mar 16, 2012
booqee: always following •̸Ϟﻉ from thread †☺ thread! ȋ̝̊ know Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ can't manage on your own, but Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ needn't make I̶̲̥̅̊†̥̥ so obvious. Was ȋ̝̊ talking †☺ youu??! undecided

ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ Ɣǝ̥§ ȋ̝̊ can't use normal font type,
Come help •̸Ϟﻉ reset ìt! Mumuu! angry
na only you dey use BB for NL2. Id iot!!
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by dani1luv: 10:21am On Mar 16, 2012
booqee: always following •̸Ϟﻉ from thread †☺ thread! ȋ̝̊ know Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ can't manage on your own, but Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ needn't make I̶̲̥̅̊†̥̥ so obvious. Was ȋ̝̊ talking †☺ youu??! undecided

ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ Ɣǝ̥§ ȋ̝̊ can't use normal font type,
Come help •̸Ϟﻉ reset ìt! Mumuu! angry
mikuz: Abeg use normal fonts type jare. Must you show off yourself?
mikuz: na only you dey use BB for NL2. Id iot!!
bunmioguns:

Abeg na BB craze oo, grin grin grin . .
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


The babe just purchase one bb pearl undecided
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by Nobody: 6:58pm On Mar 16, 2012
bunmioguns:

Vicky, I can agree to be ur scarecrow. . . I mean it, only if u promise to gimme kpomo undecided

lol wetin be *kpomo*
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 7:20pm On Mar 16, 2012
~vicky~:


lol wetin be *kpomo*
na chin chin
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by Nobody: 7:31pm On Mar 16, 2012
mikuz: na chin chin

which kinda of chinchin be dat hun?
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 7:55pm On Mar 16, 2012
~vicky~:


which kinda of chinchin be dat hun?
those round ones wey dey get hole for the middle.
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by Nobody: 8:37pm On Mar 16, 2012
mikuz: those round ones wey dey get hole for the middle.



yeye boy!!!! dat 1 na u no pass
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by bunmioguns(m): 9:24pm On Mar 16, 2012
mikuz: those round ones wey dey get hole for the middle.



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by bunmioguns(m): 9:25pm On Mar 16, 2012
~vicky~:


lol wetin be *kpomo*


na ur Akpako I mean, bring am make I knack am wella
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 11:31pm On Mar 16, 2012
~vicky~:




yeye boy!!!! dat 1 na u no pass
make i come collect?
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by swtchicgurl: 12:16am On Mar 17, 2012
nice joke
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by Nobody: 3:40pm On Mar 17, 2012
swtchicgurl: nice joke
thanks how re u doing?
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by Nobody: 4:10pm On Mar 17, 2012
@mikuz, dani1luv, bunmioguns. Like seriously, are u guys alright??
D thing is when u type with a bb, the fonts appears every bit as normal, but not until u view it from another fone, a normal phone. I dint realise it until i checked it from another phone. Then u open ur big mouth and start talking "bb craze....." as if i'm doing it deliberately. Mtcheww......like there's any big deal in bb, the tin don become pure water nowww.....tongue
mikuz just get off my back pls.....
Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 4:16pm On Mar 17, 2012
booqee: @mikuz, dani1luv, bunmioguns. Like seriously, are u guys alright??
D thing is when u type with a bb, the fonts appears every bit as normal, but not until u view it from another fone, a normal phone. I dint realise it until i checked it from another phone. Then u open ur big mouth and start talking "bb craze....." as if i'm doing it deliberately. Mtcheww......like there's any big deal in bb, the tin don become pure water nowww.....tongue
mikuz just get off my back pls.....
and if i refuse to nko?
tongue

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