Standup by Eddie Izzard. Jesus goes down to earth to minister to the dinosaurs. Hilarity ensues!!!
Enjoy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afsa5gkvmlU

lol.....

"Eat this bread, it is my....FAVOURITE......okay I said body"
"That's cannibalism"

When evolutionists make creationist jokes it reminds me of this $hit:

"I can see no difficulty in a race of bears being rendered, by natural selection, more aquatic in their structure and habits, with larger and larger mouths, till a creature was produced as monstrous as a whale,"

I appreciate the author's imagination.

The authors imagination was a hypothesis without the benefit of modern DNA evidence which has now shown that whales slowly evolved over tens of millions of years from hippo like mammals in the shallow seas as India slowly inched on its continental plate towards mainland Europe. Not a bad guess though to suggest that whales evolved from land mammals. Would you agree with that fact?

It's good that you have a sense of humour though. Most religious people don't like any jokes about their beliefs at all. Especially Muslims.

mantraa: The authors imagination was a hypothesis without the benefit of modern DNA evidence which has now shown that whales slowly evolved over tens of millions of years from hippo like mammals in the shallow seas as India slowly inched on its continental plate towards mainland Europe. Not a bad guess though to suggest that whales evolved from land mammals. Would you agree with that fact?

If that is a hypothesis then you had better give creationists leeway as well. Man made from dirt. Bears turning into whales. Same thing - ideas. No, the DNA didn't show, the evolutionists reasoned that DNA sequence homologies proves whale evolution from hippos.
Fact, what fact ? If I say I reason God from Nature you ask for physical evidence. Well you reasoned evolution from DNA and fossils I need physical evidence.

mantraa: It's good that you have a sense of humour though. Most religious people don't like any jokes about their beliefs at all. Especially Muslims.

Okay.

The scientific method makes more sense to me than creationism based on faith in the truth of an ancient book written by men.

Lets just agree to disagree ok

mantraa: The scientific method makes more sense to me than creationism based on faith in the truth of an ancient book written by men.

Creationism is based on Bible axioms. Science is basednon the axiom termed the 'scientific method'

mantraa: Lets just agree to disagree ok

Okay.

I laughed my heart out

Seun well done

The seed you planted has started growing branches

Well done once more!

I'll say it's truly funny imagination from an atheist but it shouldn't be taken seriously. Jesus Christ is the Son of God who created the universe and life beyond