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| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by dozai: 4:51pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
 [quote author=ikechukz]Just imagine collecting fart from Nigerians,packaging it and using it bombard GEJ and friends...I'm definitely trying out the fart + fire stuff.[/quoteMore like molotof cocktail |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Nobody: 5:17pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
People Even Fart After Death Here's proof that you can't escape passing wind, even after you're dead! Up to three hours after the body dies, gasses continue to escape from both ends of the digestive tract, resulting in burping or farting noises. This phenomenon is due to muscles contracting and expanding before rigor mortis sets in.  |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
People Even Fart After Death Here's proof that you can't escape passing wind, even after you're dead! Up to three hours after the body dies, gasses continue to escape from both ends of the digestive tract, resulting in burping or farting noises. This phenomenon is due to muscles contracting and expanding before rigor mortis sets in. after death na judgement na |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Sike(m): 5:23pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Now we're farting.  |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Miraclebaby1109: 5:39pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
The fact remains, farting is absolutely natural and harmless, just dat sometimes farting can wake up a dead people..lol 1 Like |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Steezz(m): 5:49pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
big-t: |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Steezz(m): 5:49pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
big-t:Nigga u crazy!!! The bolded absolutely killed me. Now am laffin madly in d library with everyone thinkin am crazy |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by badmeat(m): 5:51pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Fart!!  ,abi nor me mess we dey kol am again?;@ |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by nacotic(m): 5:53pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
So does it mean Rihanna farts 14times a day? GAWD DAMN!!!!! Its IMPOSSIBLE!!!! |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by fittty(m): 6:16pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Disgusting topic! |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Speedy33(m): 6:26pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Adeniyi A.: Adeniyi A.:no need to call am oyibo name nah, na naija we dey na mess we dey call am |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by gigabytes: 6:48pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Real life fart... It don tee sha.
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| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Nobody: 7:15pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Lol. |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Eve4: 8:13pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Lwkmd! |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by gistsky: 8:25pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
No matter hw bad i feel, once i fart, i feel excited. |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Biggyd2: 8:40pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by SymbolicalIdol(m): 9:09pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
it use to be interesting in the midst of my naughty friends.lol |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Natasha2(f): 10:42pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
lmao |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by bregeard(m): 10:53pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
nice bu funny fact...as from 2day,anywhere mess catchme i go release am ni oo....dnt care no more....lols |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by jascon1(m): 11:43pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
I don't know what farting feels like. I haven't farted since I was born. Is it possible when the air comes out? |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Funjosh(m): 2:27am On Jun 18, 2013 |
I just mess now. |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by birdman(m): 3:31am On Jun 18, 2013 |
Vanneni: So the job of a professional fart smeller is to go about smelling people's fart Actually they specialize in tracking and can find the offending source in a crowd. Countless parties have being ruined by serial farters who know they can get away with it. These pros put a stop to all that. THEY WILL FIND YOU Melancholy: Hmm...imagine professional fart smeller job in nigeria. you wan die young? |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Immortal1(m): 3:50am On Jun 18, 2013 |
Lwkmd! Very funny thread. My friend once sed, 'if ur girlfriend has never farted in ur presence, & vise versa, that u guys re still being unreal & not very close'. Lolzzz.. |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by whiteeyes: 5:17am On Jun 18, 2013 |
Psaalmuel:HeeYyyyyy! Just thought of a day I was eating rice n beans, saw boiled egg and added. Hmmmmmmm,,, 30 mins later, war begin... @poster, some foods contain more sulphur! |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by kinglee007(m): 5:43am On Jun 18, 2013 |
Here's another one. |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by daontop: 5:52am On Jun 18, 2013 |
big-t: big-t: And thr re some farts dat call pples name like yusuffffff.. I enterd a bus wit a lady smtym ago. Thank God i had my inhaler wit me cos d lady almost suffocatd evrybdy due 2d silent pistol she was releasn. D driver had 2 drop us half way nd tld us 2enter anoda bus dat he cant continue... Women fart, World changer.... hehehehehe 1 Like |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Nobody: 7:14am On Jun 18, 2013 |
No wonder. It's because of the freakin' soda! |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Nobody: 7:50am On Jun 18, 2013 |
birdman:Lol at they will find you . So when they find the offenders they get paid and what happenes to the offenders? Do they get purnished,what kind? |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Nobody: 10:05am On Jun 18, 2013 |
arcbabe: I just pity the guy that left his girlfriend because she farted.I don't hold mine oh! sometimes fart in front of my boyfriend when I visit and he will do his own back even turning it into a competition to see who wins. Lol ... FIONA and SHREK! *Tehehehehe* |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by birdman(m): 10:42pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Vanneni: Lol at they will find you just the embarrassment of being singled out in a party is enough punishment. Imagine after all the dress and make up, everyone now knows your "capabilities". I'd probably leave real quick. 1 Like |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by Nobody: 10:59pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
birdman: That's tragic. |
| Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by olempe(m): 4:17pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
bregeard: nice bu funny fact...as from 2day,anywhere mess catchme i go release am ni oo....dnt care no |
btw, where is the guy that dumped his gf because she farted
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