| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by onitshaigbo(m): 2:55pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
There are too many jokes in this sad situation. Where is the FG? Doesn't Delta state government have quite a bit of money from its oil revenues? Or is that money reserved for officials to go partying in London/Dubai or to buy them Range Rovers? 1 Like |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by badmeat(m): 3:00pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Wow!snake!snake is one of my favourite delicacies!  |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Youngzedd(m): 3:04pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Too bad.
Urgent help is needed. |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Fhemmmy: 3:05pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
onitshaigbo: There are too many jokes in this sad situation. Where is the FG? Doesn't Delta state government have quite a bit of money from its oil revenues? Or is that money reserved for officials to go partying in London/Dubai or to buy them Range Rovers?    |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by justsayemma(m): 3:06pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
After all d jamboree n donation last year,I doubt weda anytin was done 2 checkmate such disaster from occuring next time,til Nigerians wake up,n value their lives,they will kip havin jokers in power |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Dreal1247: 3:11pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Okija_juju: [b] Sweet Jesus...  This is Sad..
Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?!
Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie)
**Movie Jingle**
Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..
Produced by Okija Juju (DGN)
Starring: Osita Iheme as School Boy, Genevieve Nnaji as Snake Princess, Zack Orji as Snake Priest, Kanayo O Kanayo as Pastor T.V Jericho and many other new stars..
Marketed and distributed by Okija & Sons Group of Companies. 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 11 Ebinpeju Lane Idumota, Shop 15 Alaba International Market Lagos, 20 Pound Road Ada..
Grad your copy Now..
Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. [/b] . Okija Juju, i no fit laf. I don dey lyk wetin you write small. |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Okija_juju: [b] Sweet Jesus... This is Sad..
Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?!
Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie)
**Movie Jingle**
Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..
Produced by Okija Juju (DGN)
Starring: Osita Iheme as School Boy, Genevieve Nnaji as Snake Princess, Zack Orji as Snake Priest, Kanayo O Kanayo as Pastor T.V Jericho and many other new stars..
Marketed and distributed by Okija & Sons Group of Companies. 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 11 Ebinpeju Lane Idumota, Shop 15 Alaba International Market Lagos, 20 Pound Road Ada..
Grad your copy Now..
Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. [/b] dry joke 1 Like |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Youngzedd(m): 3:19pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
onitshaigbo: There are too many jokes in this sad situation. Where is the FG? Doesn't Delta state government have quite a bit of money from its oil revenues? Or is that money reserved for officials to go partying in London/Dubai or to buy them Range Rovers? Exactly my thought. |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by billios: 3:25pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
we notice that hippopotamus, tortoise, snakes, crocodile and lizards find their ways to people houses in onnitsha hereoooool |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Okijajuju1(m): 3:33pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
lorretta u: dry joke Its not that the joke is dry... Its just that your problems big pass the joke.. :p 3 Likes |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by johnstar(m): 3:34pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
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| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by supaeagles(m): 3:39pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
First snakes in the plane .... now this .... snakes in a school! I hope all the kids in the school are ok? link: snakes on a plane |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Nobody: 3:42pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Okija_juju: [b] Sweet Jesus... This is Sad..
Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?!
Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie)
**Movie Jingle**
Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..
Produced by Okija Juju (DGN)
Starring: Osita Iheme as School Boy, Genevieve Nnaji as Snake Princess, Zack Orji as Snake Priest, Kanayo O Kanayo as Pastor T.V Jericho and many other new stars..
Marketed and distributed by Okija & Sons Group of Companies. 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 11 Ebinpeju Lane Idumota, Shop 15 Alaba International Market Lagos, 20 Pound Road Ada..
Grad your copy Now..
Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. [/b] Laughing really hard now!!!!!! Okijaaaaaaa eeeeeee!!!!!! |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Nobody: 3:43pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Okija_juju:
Its not that the joke is dry... Its just that your problems big pass the joke.. :p GBAM!!! |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by OkikiOluwa1(m): 4:16pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Okija_juju: [b] Sweet Jesus... This is Sad..
Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?!
Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie)
**Movie Jingle**
Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..
Produced by Okija Juju (DGN)
Starring: Osita Iheme as School Boy, Genevieve Nnaji as Snake Princess, Zack Orji as Snake Priest, Kanayo O Kanayo as Pastor T.V Jericho and many other new stars..
Marketed and distributed by Okija & Sons Group of Companies. 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 11 Ebinpeju Lane Idumota, Shop 15 Alaba International Market Lagos, 20 Pound Road Ada..
Grad your copy Now..
Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. [/b] Okija juju, okùnrin méta. This is the funniest post of the month. More chickens, goats, black cows, palm oil & vulture sacrifices in your shrine. Nice 1 1 Like |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Jaideyone(m): 4:39pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
nawa o |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Okija_juju: [b] Sweet Jesus... This is Sad..
Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?!
Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie)
**Movie Jingle**
Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..
Produced by Okija Juju (DGN)
Starring: Osita Iheme as School Boy, Genevieve Nnaji as Snake Princess, Zack Orji as Snake Priest, Kanayo O Kanayo as Pastor T.V Jericho and many other new stars..
Marketed and distributed by Okija & Sons Group of Companies. 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 11 Ebinpeju Lane Idumota, Shop 15 Alaba International Market Lagos, 20 Pound Road Ada..
Grad your copy Now..
Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. [/b] ROTFLMAO e be like say okija dey watch nollywood movie well well |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
imsu.boi:
Have you taken your drugs this afternoon?
What has Samuel Jackson got to do with this topic now?
Na wah o! motherfucking snakes on a plane...olodo 1 Like |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by leonshom(m): 8:33pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
 Ow kum u got d whole lotz of time 2 type dis Okija_juju: [b] Sweet Jesus... This is Sad..
Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?!
Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie)
**Movie Jingle**
Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..
Produced by Okija Juju (DGN)
Starring: Osita Iheme as School Boy, Genevieve Nnaji as Snake Princess, Zack Orji as Snake Priest, Kanayo O Kanayo as Pastor T.V Jericho and many other new stars..
Marketed and distributed by Okija & Sons Group of Companies. 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 11 Ebinpeju Lane Idumota, Shop 15 Alaba International Market Lagos, 20 Pound Road Ada..
Grad your copy Now..
Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. [/b] 2 Likes |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
ezedolar: For some time now I have not read any news about Boko boys and is dat not sometin to be hapi about  |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Cherish100(f): 9:45pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Oh my gosh! This got me laughing. Okija_juju: [b] Sweet Jesus... This is Sad..
Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?!
Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie)
**Movie Jingle**
Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..
Produced by Okija Juju (DGN)
Starring: Osita Iheme as School Boy, Genevieve Nnaji as Snake Princess, Zack Orji as Snake Priest, Kanayo O Kanayo as Pastor T.V Jericho and many other new stars..
Marketed and distributed by Okija & Sons Group of Companies. 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 11 Ebinpeju Lane Idumota, Shop 15 Alaba International Market Lagos, 20 Pound Road Ada..
Grad your copy Now..
Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. [/b] |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
gmyguy: motherfucking snakes on a plane...olodo so nice to know that the word "motherfucking" hasnt yet been censored |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Mrevildoer(m): 10:13pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
Okija_juju: [b] Sweet Jesus... This is Sad..
Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?!
Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie)
**Movie Jingle**
Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..
Produced by Okija Juju (DGN)
Starring: Osita Iheme as School Boy, Genevieve Nnaji as Snake Princess, Zack Orji as Snake Priest, Kanayo O Kanayo as Pastor T.V Jericho and many other new stars..
Marketed and distributed by Okija & Sons Group of Companies. 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 11 Ebinpeju Lane Idumota, Shop 15 Alaba International Market Lagos, 20 Pound Road Ada..
Grad your copy Now..
Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. [/b] THE NEXT BIG THI NGIntermission of snakes in the school coming out soon |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by dazzy4real(m): 10:39pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
[quote author=Okija_juju] [b] Sweet Jesus... This is Sad.. Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?! Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie) **Movie Jingle**Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..Produced by Okija Juju (DGN) Starring: Osita Iheme as School Boy, Genevieve Nnaji as Snake Princess, Zack Orji as Snake Priest, Kanayo O Kanayo as Pastor T.V Jericho and many other new stars.. Marketed and distributed by Okija & Sons Group of Companies. 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 11 Ebinpeju Lane Idumota, Shop 15 Alaba International Market Lagos, 20 Pound Road Ada.. Grad your copy Now.. Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. Oboi u wan kill me wit lafter |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by dazzy4real(m): 10:47pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
[quote author=Okija_juju] [b] Sweet Jesus... This is Sad.. Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?! Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie) **Movie Jingle**Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..Produced by Okija Juju (DGN) Starring: Osita Iheme as School Boy, Genevieve Nnaji as Snake Princess, Zack Orji as Snake Priest, Kanayo O Kanayo as Pastor T.V Jericho and many other new stars.. Marketed and distributed by Okija & Sons Group of Companies. 51/52 Iweka road Onitsha, 11 Ebinpeju Lane Idumota, Shop 15 Alaba International Market Lagos, 20 Pound Road Ada.. Grad your copy Now.. Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. Oboi u wan kill me wit lafter |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by imsuboi(m): 10:51pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
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| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Nobody: 10:59am On Jun 19, 2013 |
Okija_juju:
Its not that the joke is dry... Its just that your problems big pass the joke.. :p still a dry joke.  . Wonder what's worth ridiculing in the OP's post. josh4ever:
GBAM!!! get a mind of your own |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Lakayanah: 11:00am On Jun 19, 2013 |
Abu Mikey: we know bros,,,......Talk in respect to the topic sir what makes you think it's a sir? I thought Nairaland is for both sexes. |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Okijajuju1(m): 2:15pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
lorretta u: still a dry joke. . Wonder what's worth ridiculing in the OP's post.get a mind of your own Na wah..
1st of all, nobody ridiculed the OPs post.. If you read the first lines of my post, you would see where I asked what are the short term measures put in place by the government.
All I did was make a light hearted joke of the topic of the thread, not necessarily the content.
Again my dear lorretta, go and source for the origin of your problem.. But one thing I can tell you for free is that whatever it is, neither my joke nor the gods are to blame..
If its that serious that you can't appreciate a light hearted joke, then try embracing a transformer in your neighbourhood.. 1 Like |
| Re: Floods Bring Snakes To Schools In Delta by Nobody: 1:40pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
Okija_juju:
Na wah..
1st of all, nobody ridiculed the OPs post.. If you read the first lines of my post, you would see where I asked what are the short term measures put in place by the government.
All I did was make a light hearted joke of the topic of the thread, not necessarily the content.
Again my dear lorretta, go and source for the origin of your problem.. But one thing I can tell you for free is that whatever it is, neither my joke nor the gods are to blame..
If its that serious that you can't appreciate a light hearted joke, then try embracing a transformer in your neighbourhood.. I'm still not laughing. Abi aren't we all entitled to our opinions? I didn't laugh at this one.maybe the next one will be funny and I'll laugh.who knows?  |
