yuzedo: [b]soooooooooo bro, u theif goat in ur area and dey bit u till u land in side horsepital? U now say is limonia. Disease Op bro, dint ur village have evil forrest were dey can troway poeple like u dat haves epicdemi inside deir body?!

Well am happy I maked u laff wen ur dying. Dis poast brougth two grain of tears to my eyes. if only u can send me richard card to sell af not eat gooooooood foood since 10 weaks. tenk.

yuzedo: soooooooooo bro, u theif goat in ur area and dey bit u till u land in side horsepital? U now say is limonia. Disease Op bro, dint ur village have evil forrest were dey can troway poeple like u dat haves epicdemi inside deir body?!

Well am happy I maked u laff wen ur dying. Dis poast brougth two grain of tears to my eyes. if only u can send me richard card to sell af not eat gooooooood foood since 10 weaks. tenk.

gluv01:

I was about throwing you a dictionary, BUT on second thoughts..

Ravenwolf: Sometimes I ask myself what stroke of sheer genius can make a man be so piercingly articulate, possess a great understanding of a wide range of subjects, speak and write perfect English, have a fine and cultured intellect, show compassion and be the best counselor when need be and yet be the best comic ever in my Humble opinion.

That man is YUZEDO, yeah shame all you YUZEDO haters, he’s a fantastic person and a classic example of constructive TROLLING if there ever were such a thing.
His joke’s I can say landed me in the hospital, well it’s actually a lie, but his joke made me crack up so much when I had Pneumonia, and if you ever suffered that ailment you would know that laughing while you still have it will definitely hurt your lungs and ribs. While at the hospital, often time I would just curl up in foetal position and laugh away. Whenever the doctor, other patients ( I shared a room with 3 others) and my folks come around and see me clutching my phone and laughing hysterically, they will have the queer look on their face and I will be like YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO! YUZEDO!

Abeg the guy too much!

I hereby use this opportunity to tenk SEUN and other MODs on this websight . I thank Gord for dis man YUZEDO, I also tenk Gord for the sence he has gave Yuzedo our own millyoniar, I can onle dream of the day I can see Banana Iceland Manshaun, to enjoy big brezz and cream lap gehs, and ride in big Jip and see my oga pet badonkey.. dammit!

Pls Seun I move that you officially recognize the grate [size=13pt]Chief SWEETUS OYOYO 1 OF ALABA as the official Nairaland ambassador to Banana Iceland.[/size] If you do this, then I am sure “Danny boy” Alika Dangate and Adenuga will because of our grate chief bring their big JIPS and many money to this websight.

Tenk.

Bro dis poast is more sweeter dan rita dummynick ice cream + p***y pie. Am crying. Am happy to make you happy now if only a sweet babes can make me happy den all of us can hav a happy patty in my man shun maybe .

Well is God dat did it. I didecate it to him. No futher qeustion. Help me beg mod seun & his evil squads mods to live my life. I love dem all.
I didecate dis song to dem: live my life, eh eh eh, just live my life, oh oh oh, if u see me in ebute metta live me, live, just filè!! Rihannah ft. TI + banky W

P.s. Nl sweet babes stop hordin punny dammit!

P.s.2 am goin to poast pitures of my banana iceland man shun ok

P.s.3 sharrat to my future ex gf on dis websight. Af not met u but I love u already like egg & tea

P.s.4 never fourget, 18inches + more tenk.

slimyem: ^go to sleep silly!!

Ravenwolf:

[b]
Ahh my oga... the acerbic wit is classic!!! masterclass...

What would i not give to actually meet you.

But ah swear i no theif.... na limonia...


You no be like those fake girl wen dey don pound well well wey dey claim vejine,

And dat one dat they have already MUKE finish... dammit i hate them!!

But you my master...you're suave and Debonair!!

SO wuz yor numba?

U dis evil forrest boy, u want to kindnap me wit ur gym hand. noooo wayyy!!!

Ok Did u have a sweet babes or a sista? Yes? Okk send her to me. I will giv her my numba to giv u if she promiss to be gentle

yuzedo:
U dis evil forrest boy, u want to kindnap me wit ur gym hand. noooo wayyy!!!

Ok Did u have a sweet babes or a sista? Yes? Okk send her to me. I will giv her my numba to giv u if she promiss to be gentle

slimyem: ^go to sleep silly!!

ok SlimYam. goodnigth cruel world.

gluv01: I don't get the joke of opening a thread with the plenty writeup...yes Yuzedo cracks me up sometimes

gluv01: But Yuzedo seriously...Do you spell like that deliberately or you really cannot spell?
Sometimes they are funny, yep..but in every single post you mention a V even when there is nothing to do with the post. why

wuz yo numba? am ready to confess everyting to u swerry.

gluv01: But Yuzedo seriously...Do you spell like that deliberately or you really cannot spell?
Sometimes they are funny, yep..but in every single post you mention a V even when there is nothing to do with the post. why

slimyem: How long have you been here?

This guy was very normal until sometime last year when something probably snapped up there.
Pray for him.

tchidi: The guy has an alter ego! When you read the real YUZEDO, you won't believe he's d one trolling!!

slimyem: How long have you been here?

This guy was very normal until sometime last year when something probably snapped up there.
Pray for him.

tchidi: The guy has an alter ego! When you read the real YUZEDO, you won't believe he's d one trolling!!

yuzedo:

wuzdis?!

yuzedo:
U dis evil forrest boy, u want to kindnap me wit ur gym hand. noooo wayyy!!!

Ok Did u have a sweet babes or a sista? Yes? Okk send her to me. I will giv her my numba to giv u if she promiss to be gentle

Shollypopz: So basically, you have a bro crush on yuzedo??

Taa! Fvcking weirdos!

Swerry I no u want me alllllll to ursef. Don't figth this bois, just be nice + confess & I can be urs + bag of chips.

Shollypopz: So basically, you have a bro crush on yuzedo??

Taa! Fvcking weirdos!

slimyem: How long have you been here?

This guy was very normal until sometime last year when something probably snapped up there.
Pray for him.

splashbaby: You dey try but you are still behind oga MUSIWA

Ravenwolf: the very same way you have a crush on Lepacious Bose.
Perhaps when you have grown in wit and deepened in intellect then i just may have a crush on you.

The very realization you have interpreted my fondness for him to a sexual angle weakens me.

^^^ sooooo bro, am not goooood enuf to nyash? Sooooo u don't want to be my manfreind?! ok stop wastein my time.

Shollypopz: ^^bag of chips?? What?!

Rich man like yourself living in "Banana Island" can afford better. Let's talk about upgrading my ride

from wot? Skateing bored to roller skate??

Ravenwolf: the very same way you have a crush on Lepacious Bose.
Perhaps when you have grown in wit and deepened in intellect then i just may have a crush on you.

The very realization you have interpreted my fondness for him to a sexual angle weakens me.

yuzedo:

from wot? Skateing bored to roller skate??