Can u beat that?
(1) My dad just bought a generator that uses
palm oil.
(2) I just finish praying on Lagos/ Ibadan
express way.
(3) We use to have 7 swimming pools in my
house until armed robbers
stole 6.
(4) Hummer 7 that uses water. Come and see
it in my daddy's garage.
(5) Hope u guys know dead sea?My dad killed
it.
OYA! CHALLENGE ME WITH YOURS IF YOU CAN...

My dad has a private jet dat move on road only
Ma dad is a rich man wit 6cars bt dosent drive dem,he treks 2 work nd treks bak
My dad dosent check his account balance after callz,yet he has not cal 4 sum weeks now
My fiance do brush 2-3tyms daily bt if he talks I rada kiss his ass

To make my journey fast i paddle my cannoe on the road

unfontunately when going to lagos by train,their is loss of fuel so the train driver drive and buy fuel in a filling station

i always import kolanut from America to Nigeria it was cheap there..
NO BE SO....

Naira land is one of the baddest site yap 4 real

Iam the best yahoo boy but idont knw wat is call laptop

i shake the man inside the television

i buy no testing phone i collect warantty

the wheather is hot i always slip inside a very freezing freezer

i dey use chopstick 2chop stick

My 1 yr old girl just finished reading a book of 500pages.

Me make use broom travel gf america.

People be they talk say obasanjo wo wo but when we gather beauty contest obasanjo carry first why me carry last.

Na my papa design facebook but he sell am because them steal him moderm make he be wan take lauch am.

Aristotle na my distant relation.