I wanted to share this story hat happened in my church on Sunday but I wasnt opportuned!

At 9am mass at my catholic church (yes, I am forced/dragged to church ), there was a fight/commotion at the back of the church between a church member and a church warden. I usually sit at the back so that I can use my bb phone or dose off (Iam an atheist for those who dont know).

So, this guy behind me was using his bb and a church warden saw him. The guy was a young guy (looked kike a 19 year old)while the church warden was a man of about 40+. The church warden shouted a bit on the young guy and told him to respect God by putting the phone back in the pocket. The young guy ignored him and kept using the phone. The church warden moved to seize the phone and then the commotion started;

Boy; (*pushes the wardens hand away*) f4ck off and mind your business, foolish church warden

crowd; huhhhh? ah ah?

Chruch warden; you are talking to me like this with abusive language? Useless boy! Your parents didnt raise you well

Boy; Is it your job to be disturbing people in church? See that old man over there (*points to a man in front*) you saw
him using his phone but you passed him without saying anything. hypocrite! phariseee! You prefer to harrass young people?abi you don collect offering money from him?

*young boys in the crowd roaring with laughter in support of the young guy (maybe because they to were using bb)

Church warden; God will judge you....children of today

*some old people in the crowd hissing.....




^^^
I couldnt stop laughing during the whole situation. I dont know the moral of this story but whatever it is, it is funny

Lmao as some will say 'eni ale damu lan ledi mo'

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Who forces you to church? And how do they make you come along? Shey na gun ni?

Logicboy03: I wanted to share this story hat happened in my church on Sunday but I wasnt opportuned!

At 9am mass at my catholic church (yes, I am forced/dragged to church ), there was a fight/commotion at the back of the church between a church member and a church warden. I usually sit at the back so that I can use my bb phone or dose off (Iam an atheist for those who dont know).

So, this guy behind me was using his bb and a church warden saw him. The guy was a young guy (looked kike a 19 year old)while the church warden was a man of about 40+. The church warden shouted a bit on the young guy and told him to respect God by putting the phone back in the pocket. The young guy ignored him and kept using the phone. The church warden moved to seize the phone and then the commotion started;

Boy; (*pushes the wardens hand away*) f4ck off and mind your business, foolish church warden

crowd; huhhhh? ah ah?

Chruch warden; you are talking to me like this with abusive language? Useless boy! Your parents didnt raise you well

Boy; Is it your job to be disturbing people in church? See that old man over there (*points to a man in front*) you saw
him using his phone but you passed him without saying anything. hypocrite! phariseee! You prefer to harrass young people?abi you don collect offering money from him?

*young boys in the crowd roaring with laughter in support of the young guy (maybe because they to were using bb)

Church warden; God will judge you....children of today

*some old people in the crowd hissing.....




^^^
I couldnt stop laughing during the whole situation. I dont know the moral of this story but whatever it is, it is funny

yawns* dry

LB, do you take Holy Communion?

Hope the young guy was not banned from attending the church?

I remember those days when I was member of C.A.C, if the guy tries that in the church, he will be sanction from entering the church building. He will sit outside for like a month or they give him cutlass to cut some grass..................catholic version still good

musKeeto: LB, do you take Holy Communion?

Scary men ! Atheist wey dey drink blood of Jesus.

LB: does your family force you to go to church ? I hope not since they know your stance.

victor-NR-ceo:
Who forces you to church? And how do they make you come along? Shey na gun ni?

Its a long story.

I have to go to church or lose business......the world isnt fair but man has to survive

musKeeto: LB, do you take Holy Communion?

That dry bread?

I dont take it anymore

Uyi Iredia:

Scary men ! Atheist wey dey drink blood of Jesus.

LB: does your family force you to go to church ? I hope not since they know your stance.

Guy, do you have a crush on me? You and your personal questions

FOLYKAZE: Hope the young guy was not banned from attending the church?

I remember those days when I was member of C.A.C, if the guy tries that in the church, he will be sanction from entering the church building. He will sit outside for like a month or they give him cutlass to cut some grass..................catholic version still good

hahaha...now thats a real church.....you get punishment for sins!

Logicboy03:


Guy, do you have a crush on me? You and your personal questions

I'm a bit curious. I don't have a habit of frequently asking personal questions - only on occassion.

Part of being in naija..you MUST go to church regardless of your personal views...lol

Creatrixity: Part of being in naija..you MUST go to church regardless of your personal views...lol

said who ? I've not stepped in church, for anything, for over a year now.

Logicboy03:

Its a long story.

I have to go to church or lose business......the world isnt fair but man has to survive

you dont want to lose your business,you want to survive abi, so you go to church...and am very sure you dont want to lose your life just like you dont want to lose your business so you better accept the Lordship of Jesus Christ into your life now before you lose your life and it becomes too late...JESUS LOVES YOU.

Debeloved87: you dont want to lose your business,you want to survive abi, so you go to church...and am very sure you dont want to lose your life just like you dont want to lose your business so you better accept the Lordship of Jesus Christ into your life now before you lose your life and it becomes too late...JESUS LOVES YOU.

Abegi.....park well.

I dont give my life to dead men

Logicboy, hope you werent the one in the brawl owing to the fact that you were also using a phone.

Segeggs: Logicboy, hope you werent the one in the brawl owing to the fact that you were also using a phone.

I was waiting for a silly person (probably a religionist/theist) to make this false allegation.

Yes, because you have believed the common myth that logicboy is an aggressive and argumentative person, it makes sense for you to believe that logicboy would enter such a public dispute in church.

Logicboy03:


I was waiting for a silly person (probably a religionist/theist) to make this false allegation.

Yes, because you have believed the common myth that logicboy is an aggressive and argumentative person, it makes sense for you to believe that logicboy would enter such a public dispute in church.

So Logicboy ya mama still de drag you for ear go church abi? Dohohohohohohoho!

Mr Troll: So Logicboy ya mama still de drag you for ear go church abi? Dohohohohohohoho!

Troll harder....

Mr Troll: So Logicboy ya mama still de drag you for ear go church abi? Dohohohohohohoho!

no afternoon food if he no go

Segeggs: no afternoon food if he no go

You mean sunday lunch with jollof rice and chicken

Logicboy03:


Troll harder....

On the bright side, me sef de fear sometimes. Last time I was at home(Feb I think), I had to go to church cos our pastor called me on phone that he had a 'special' message for me from guess who...?

I wondered sha, my sisters have pleaded, cajoled, threatened to report me to said pastor over the years. Coincidentally, he just happened to have a special message for me when I happened to be at home then. God works in mysterious ways I tell ya

Segeggs: no afternoon food if he no go

Logicboy03:

You mean sunday lunch with jollof rice and chicken

flesh and blood did not reveal this to you...

Mr Troll:


On the bright side, me sef de fear sometimes. Last time I was at home(Feb I think), I had to go to church cos our pastor called me on phone that he had a 'special' message for me from guess who...?

I wondered sha, my sisters have pleaded, cajoled, threatened to report me to said pastor over the years. Coincidentally, he just happened to have a special message for me when I happened to be at home then. God works in mysterious ways I tell ya

haha..

What was the special message, of ypou dont mind?

for me, the best part was when the boy said "fck off..." to the guy.. thats me exploding with really annoying laughter.. "hueahueahuahuehuahueahuea!!!!"

Logicboy03:

haha..

What was the special message, of ypou dont mind?

well, the usual. . . God has a special purpose for my life and that i was born into this church and that i should not leave it. Blah blah blah. At the end he said he wants to pray for me, i said ok. He prayed and i left. . . I guess the prayer didn't work.