Standing up while urinating may soon be illegal for men in
Europe.
Male representatives on the Sormland County
Council and the Left Party are pushing for “sitting only”
public restrooms. Exactly how the self-avowed socialisist
and feminist political party plans on enforcing the
allegedly more sanitary restroom habits of males
remains to be seen. Supporters of the law against
standing while urinating also believe that male health will
be bolstered when urinating while sitting on a toilet so
the bladder empties more effectively, according to the
Huffington Post.
If upright male urination becomes too politically
incorrect to tolerate in Western Europe any longer,
legal citations may soon begin flying. The Naked
Scientists website notes that a similar movement is also
brewing in Germany, France and Holland.
University of Louisville professor John Gamel believes
that seated urination laws will not stop men from
behaving in a less than sanitary manner while relieving
themselves. According to Gamel’s statements in the
Huffington Post, spatter caused during the “shake off”
will still occur in Europe because “no man will want to
shake” by sticking their hand inside a toilet.
Feminists in some portions of Europe have begun
carrying signs stating “Drop your trousers and sit” with a
logo of a man urinating standing up with a big red “X”
over the image. Some women are taking the fight against
standing urination so seriously that placards have also
been spotted with the wording, “Not another filthy
puddle on MY bathroom floor!” to discourage standing
while urinating at home.

The Left Party is not at a loss for reasons to outlaw
standing while urinating in Europe. UPI reports that
supporters also believe sitting while urinating will reduce
potential prostate issues and bolster the opportunity
for a longer sex life.




Guys, What's your take on this issue?

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