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For Guys Only by gr8virus(m): 3:10pm On Jun 27, 2013
For guys only...even if I know d ladies will still
read
Prayer points for guys only
1. My father my Father! Anywhere any girl is
planning to use me as a mugu, God destroy
her plans in Jesus name.
2. Oh God! Any girl that is using her breast to
confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire!
3. Any girl that has vowed that she would
never date me, God make her to see me
taking her shopping in her dreamin Jesus
Name!
4. Any girl that has slept with 5 different men
including me and wants to tie me down with
pregnancy that is not mine, God make her
forget my name!
5. Any girl that is trying my number because
her BIS has expired, father God divert my
number to mtn customer care line!
OYA START PRAYING! gringringrin

Re: For Guys Only by Nobody: 7:30am On Jun 28, 2013
gr8virus: For guys only...even if I know d ladies will still
read
Prayer points for guys only
1. My father my Father! Anywhere any girl is
planning to use me as a mugu, God destroy
her plans in Jesus name.
2. Oh God! Any girl that is using her breast to
confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire!
3. Any girl that has vowed that she would
never date me, God make her to see me
taking her shopping in her dreamin Jesus
Name!
4. Any girl that has slept with 5 different men
including me and wants to tie me down with
pregnancy that is not mine, God make her
forget my name!
5. Any girl that is trying my number because
her BIS has expired, father God divert my
number to mtn customer care line!
OYA START PRAYING! gringringrin
MU+MU=grtvirus. Anumanu, must u waste this space? Mtcheeeeew undecided
Re: For Guys Only by osmosisi: 2:56pm On Jun 28, 2013
I laugh in Japanese
Re: For Guys Only by nickz(m): 1:31pm On Jun 30, 2013
Amen! Amen! Amen!

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