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Nigeria Of My Dream; My Malaria Induced Dream!!! by GodsSon5(m): 8:14am On Jun 28, 2013 |
COULD THIS BE REAL? Before going to bed last night, i had to eat something. So i opened the fridge and yes, all the things in my fridge had turned to block; the light had been on for 8 years without going off. I finished eating and went to bed. Oh I have to reduce the speed of this fan, the voltage is so high. I woke up very early in the morning to the sound of classical music. I casually strolled into the bathroom. Oh! the cold is too much this morning, i turned on the hot-water tap. While towelling myself dry, i turned on the radio and heard the presenter speaking of how Nigeria is now one of the most developed countries in the world and how the Nigerian president yesterday declared his assets, and all he had to boast of was N20 million naira and a duplex in his village. I couldn't believe my ears. But that was true. I finished dressing up and took my time to eat. I had no reason to rush, afterall, the road is always free and there are no potholes. On my way, i saw a few policemen patrolling and I greeted them. I stopped to chat wit them for a few minutes after which i drove off laughing. Yes. I mean the Nigerian Police! In my workplace, i saw some people loitering in the waiting room and i discovered they were here to be interviewed. I saw d son of a permanent secretary. I also saw a young man with tattered shoes and patched-up trousers; he graduated recently from one of the government universities, but everyone could testify to the fact that he's brilliant. While going home that day, i saw the man with the tattered shoes smiling and i asked him how it went. The interview. "Sir, i've been given d job!" "What! What of the Permanent secretary's son? Didn't his father call beforehand? "No" The man said, "He didn't". I was stone-cold. Could this be real? That evening, i went out. strolling in the neighborhood. I saw Adamu and Obinna discussing the recent trend in the country, of how Mallam Danjuma Shehu is now the Governor of Rivers state! Senator Abiola Oluwale is now governor in Borno state!! Chijioke Amaechi is now the governor of Oyo state!! I stood there. Speechless. Could this be real? Could this be our Nigeria? It was while i stood there, stunned and speechless that i had a very painful and sturborn Mosquito bite on my nose. I slapped my face hard. Then i woke up. Then I painfully realized that I took a large dose of cough and malaria syrup before going to bed and that this was afterall a dream! Chai!!! NIGERIA OF MY DREAM; MY MALARIA INDUCED DREAM!!! Good Morning folks..... 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Of My Dream; My Malaria Induced Dream!!! by Pdizzle(m): 8:40am On Jun 28, 2013 |
Hehehe..early mornin laugh, its possible sha, lets keep hoping |
Re: Nigeria Of My Dream; My Malaria Induced Dream!!! by Nobody: 9:01am On Jun 28, 2013 |
well if you ask me, not funny! |
Re: Nigeria Of My Dream; My Malaria Induced Dream!!! by pimplucious: 9:05am On Jun 28, 2013 |
Lol nice one mate. This has always crossed my mind - why does a state gov have to be from the state. If we truly wanna exist as a country, anybody shld be able to via for political office in any state of the country irrespective of where the state he's originally |
Re: Nigeria Of My Dream; My Malaria Induced Dream!!! by Theben(m): 9:08am On Jun 28, 2013 |
You have to rule out the possibility of having a president with just 20M in the bank account. That dream is not realizable. But others are pretty possible to achieve. |
Re: Nigeria Of My Dream; My Malaria Induced Dream!!! by Acidosis(m): 9:11am On Jun 28, 2013 |
Malaria induced dream indeed... |
Re: Nigeria Of My Dream; My Malaria Induced Dream!!! by GodsSon5(m): 1:18pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
Well let's hope we can see all this feats achieved in our life time.. |
Re: Nigeria Of My Dream; My Malaria Induced Dream!!! by Ekpekus(m): 3:06pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
Gods-Son: Its possible if we all work towards it in our individual little way. @OP, you wrote this or someone else? Pls acknowledge the writer! |
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