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A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Agent8706(m): 2:06pm On Jun 28, 2013
Guys what do u think about this? Cool or not
Is it a sin or not

Boy: Do you have a
boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want
to have a boyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord
God said, “It is
not good for the man to
be alone. I will
make a helper suitable
for him.”
Girl: But I don't love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8
"Whoever does not love
does not know God,
because God is love."
Girl: But how can I be
sure that you're loyal
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven
and earth will pass away,
but my words will never
pass away."
Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still
studying.
Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1
"There is a time for
everything, and a season
for every activity under
the heavens."
Girl: But why me?
Thereare a lot of girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29
"Many women do
noble things, but you
surpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me
that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7
"You are altogether
beautiful, my darling
there is no flaw in
you."
Girl: But I'm not
beautiful.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30
"Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting, but a
woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised."
Girl: What do you want
to happen?
Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4
"For I wrote you out of
great distress and
anguish of heart and
with many tears, not to
grieve you but to let you
know the depth of my
love for you."
Girl: But I dont believe in Love..
Boy: Luke 1v45,."Blessed is she that believeth for there
shall be performance of those things which were told
by the Lord.
Re: A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Caracta(f): 2:41pm On Jun 28, 2013
It is finished!
Re: A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Agent8706(m): 4:52pm On Jun 28, 2013
Finished? How do you mean pls?
Re: A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Mudley313: 7:45pm On Jun 28, 2013
Guy toasting woman with bible verses:

Boy: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet." (1 timothy 2:12)
Girl:
Boy: "Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in
submission, as the Law says." (1 Corinthians 14:34)
Girl:
Boy: They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so
that we can have sex with them."
Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."
Girl:

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