A man married typical good-looking lady
sandra and after the wedding, he laid down
the following
rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at
what time I want-and I don't expect any
hassle from you. I
expect a
great dinner to be on the table unless I tell
you that I
won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozing and card-playing when I want with
my old buddies and don't you give me a hard
time about
it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here at
seven
o'clock every night.. whether you're here or
not."

one word for de wife.