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Akpos No Be Maga by Moneyagent1(m): 2:15pm On Jul 04, 2013 |
AKPOS: I'm coming to see you honey. GIRL: Alright baby. AKPOS: I love you, I can't wait to see you...I'm getting ready to leave now. GIRL: Okay but honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know incase. AKPOS: My car just broke down, I can't come and see you. GIRL: Get your friend to brinG you, like he always does. AKPOS: He got shot by armed robbers so I can't come, I'm sorry. GIRL: Oh never mind, I'm not on my period. AKPOS: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart. GIRL: sh*t! I'm really on my period, just did not notice. AKPOS: Damn! He has been shot again. I can't come! |
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