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Smile a while, 



1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called

"Saints"

But now they are called,  "IT professionals"







2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker ' s T Shirt:

"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"



3.) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love,

Love is always present,    Its just that,

One loves too much, And

the other loves too many,



4.) Employee:

Boss, Now I have got married, ! Please increase my salary, !


BOSS:

Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company, !


5.) Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as

GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed, !




6.) What is a Fear?


Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams, !






7.) Useful

Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wiseman cannot answer"

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question, !





8.) Girl:

Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?





Shopkeeper:

Oh sure, @! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"





Girl:

That ' s good, Give me 12 of them, !


9) After reading the form filled by an applicant,  The employer said: " WE do have an,   opening for you, ! "





Applicant:

What is it?





Interviewer:

Its called the "door, !"


10) A Banner come Sign Board In front of an IT company,


Drive Slowly, Don ' t kill our Employee,  . Leave them to us

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loling


loling


roflmao

more pls

lmao
laffs and farts simultaneously

ifyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hmmm

Nice!!!

wow

laffs well

tyty
long time
I don missed u    
Where have u been?
Or you have been to the london to see the queen?

And u still dey look for wife

yes, remember I b African man

he's entitle to as many as he wants afterall he never do reach ituen

meaning

needs a teacher?

@post

rotflmao

chioya:

meaning

Meaning she doestn't mind if I married u join her  

kayowalemi:

Meaning she doestn't mind if I married u join her

carry go kayo, nothing do u

kayowalemi:

Meaning she doestn't mind if I married u join her

na pidgin english u dey put past tenseehn

english teacher

showbobo:

na pidgin english u dey put past tenseehn

showbobo:

na pidgin english u dey put past tenseehn

How much u dey earn as a teacher?

tyty
u don put moto replace ya pics, che na your yahoo yahoo moto or those one police buy demsef? 

d 2 both of them

tyty
gimme ya home address EFFCwill lik to it.

plot 014, wetin concern u str.,
off your problem str.

Really fantastic nice awesome set of jokes

cool