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!. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by TheSly: 8:14pm On May 20, 2008
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Five friends lived in one room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD : "Is it police station"
Police: "Yes, what is the matter??"
MAD : "SOMEBODY killed NOBODY."
Police: "Are you mad?"
MAD : "Yes, I'm MAD."
Police: "Don`t you have BRAIN."
MAD : "BRAIN is in bathroom, "
Police: "You FOOL.!!!"
MAD : "No, Sir, FOOL is reading this joke,
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by Nobody: 8:24pm On May 20, 2008
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by bibs(f): 9:53pm On May 20, 2008
embarassed
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 11:13am On May 21, 2008
The Sly:

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Five friends lived in one room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD : "Is it police station"
Police: "Yes, what is the matter??"
MAD : "SOMEBODY killed NOBODY."
Police: "Are you mad?"
MAD : "Yes, I'm MAD."
Police: "Don`t you have BRAIN."
MAD : "BRAIN is in bathroom, "
Police: "You FOOL.!!!"
MAD : "No, Sir, FOOL is reading typing this joke,

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Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by segunpc(m): 11:23am On May 21, 2008
titi i concur.
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by mykali(m): 11:24am On May 21, 2008
seconded by i
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tonib(f): 12:49pm On May 21, 2008
thirded by me grin
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by kayowalemi(m): 3:03pm On May 21, 2008
Do u know y fool is reading dis joke? because fool wrote grin grin
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 4:57pm On May 21, 2008
u gat it
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by TheSly: 10:57am On May 23, 2008
tytylayor:

tongue
I Copied and pasted it. . . tongue
You Used your ''fingers'' to edit the post from ''reading'' to ''typing''. . . . .so who's the fool here? tongue cheesy
First u confirmed u'z a fool by reading. . . .
Secondly u edited it saying ''A fool is typing this post'' using your own very fingers to type the ''TYPING'' part of it tongue

It's like pointing a finger at me and the rest 4 are being directed back at you. . . . . . .now aint that a kick?. . . tongue cheesy cool
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 12:56pm On May 23, 2008
i disagree with dat, since u r d original, i dnt wnt to kno if u C & P or not, u r still d fool tongue
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by TheSly: 1:05pm On May 23, 2008
tytylayor:

i disagree with that, since you're d original, i dnt wnt to kno if u C & P or not, you're still d fool tongue
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!. . . cheesy

I need a rebuttal to buttress your claim. . . . .
As i had concisely proved my point of you being the fool hurr . . . . . cheesy tongue cool
C'mon u cant just tell me u disagree without any concrete fact. . . . . .
I told you i Copied and Pasted it. . . . . . U read. . .even edited it. . . now for the second time, Aint that a kick? cheesy tongue cool
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 1:13pm On May 23, 2008
either u copy and paste o , i care not, but u r thd original poster of dis foolish topic, u r d F O O L
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by TheSly: 1:17pm On May 23, 2008
tytylayor:

either u copy and paste o , i care not, but you're thd original poster of this foolish topic, you're d F O O L
Ok Kpele Omoge. . . . Dont hurt ya pinkies too much cheesy cool
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 1:21pm On May 23, 2008
go sleep jor angry
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by TheSly: 1:33pm On May 23, 2008
tytylayor:

go sleep jor angry
On your sexy laps?. . .that would be nice or what u thunk? tongue cool
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by jaymobb(m): 1:36pm On May 23, 2008
i b fool, u b fool

one of u shud beta say who it is unless me i go i yarn my own angry
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 2:44pm On May 23, 2008
The Sly:

On your sexy laps?. . .that would be nice or what u thunk? tongue cool

u don start to dey dream now now, na wa o

@jaymobb

u wan turn to d idiot fool *meant to type fool not idiot*
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by TheSly: 2:56pm On May 23, 2008
Idiot?
Ok i gerrit. . . . .u aint looking it from my own perspective. . .seems u r taking it so serious. . enjoy tha rest of tha day wink
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 3:27pm On May 23, 2008
fool not idiot, we'r arguing bout idiot not fool
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by Nobody: 3:42pm On May 23, 2008
see toasting shocked
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 4:02pm On May 23, 2008
where toasting
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by Nobody: 1:48pm On May 24, 2008
Crime Story indeed angry
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 11:29am On May 26, 2008
y u dey vex
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by clemcykul(f): 11:38am On May 26, 2008
person where never chop suppose vex
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 1:11pm On May 26, 2008
eh yah
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by clemcykul(f): 5:30pm On May 27, 2008
you can say dat again
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 5:34pm On May 27, 2008
eh yah
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On May 28, 2008
say it again my dear grin
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by folly69(m): 10:37am On May 28, 2008
@ poster foolish sly smiley
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by tytylayor: 10:41am On May 28, 2008
clem, na u sabi
Re: !. . .!. . .crime Story. . . !. . .! by manickal(m): 1:09pm On May 28, 2008
a crime is really being committed here, and the police sorry, the FBI must hear this.

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