When I Get To Heaven

I will inquire of the first robber
Did he steal a love or a yam tuber?
What inspired him that instead of working
He could hide with a club, people stalking?
When there was no money, did he ask for eatables
Screaming "give me your corn, potato and vegetables"?



When I get to heaven
When I get to heaven
Oh how sweet 'twill be
To laugh at human folly 24/7
Great will be my glee



I will ask God "was heaven so drab
That angels came down, fine as.ses to grab"?
I say this for so I was told
The bible tells of giant men of old
We too may get bored singing praising tones
Instead give me an endless series of Game of Thrones


Will people be free to lynch pastors
If we find they lied about tithes and green pastures?
Each man for two minutes
A payment for tricking the nitwits
Tie em firm to a stick
And administer a slap, a punch or a kick


I will inquire of Jesus
Did he know he would be used to deceive us?
He said "the earth belongs to the meek"
Same words some have used to make weak
To control the needy and gullible people
Or as @Wiegraf calls em: sheeple


I will look at faces like my mother's
If heaven is not what she fed me and my brothers
"Philip", Ma would say, "in heaven awaits a crown"
"Do not be swayed by the devil; that old clown"
Will the pious recall their lives and be pissed?
Regretting all the fun they missed

Nice try, you sure will get attention.

This is called a beautiful piece of nonsense.

Cheers

docjuli: Nice try, you sure will get attention.

This is called a beautiful piece of nonsense.

Cheers

@bolded
I am glad u feel that way. Cheers bro.

Acknowledgement

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Lest I forget, this hymn could not have been made without the help of Deeper Life Bible Church. If there is anything I picked up from there, it is the anatomy of a hymn. The rest, I discarded.

Nice, I love it.

A mad man does not know he is mad, the religious does not know they are sick. Songs appeal to the heart and heal, but only if the sick will agree to being sick. The religious surely need more help than singing to them.

ooman: Nice, I love it.

A mad man does not know he is mad, the religious does not know they are sick. Songs appeal to the heart and heal, but only if the sick will agree to being sick. The religious surely need more help than singing to them.

Ooman the philosopher!

Great Hymn by the way!

Nice.
I wonder what you'll sing when you find yourself in hell.

Certainly, he'll sing: I am protected by the majestic aura of Satan.....x2.

Alfa Seltzer: Nice.
I wonder what you'll sing when you find yourself in hell.

LOL. U are the satanist. U can think something up for urself.

@ooman
I used to think LogicBoy was the badest militant atheist until recently. U seem to be taking his place IMO. Recently he has been evolving into one cool-headed atheist.

PhenomenonVFX: @ooman
I used to think LogicBoy was the badest militant atheist until recently. U seem to be taking his place IMO. Recently he has been evolving into one cool-headed atheist.

He has to. He has gone back to Nigeria so he has to cool down. They don't tolerate intelligence over there. Infact after gayism, atheism is the most hated thing in Nigeria.

Alfa Seltzer:

He has to. He has gone back to Nigeria so he has to cool down. They don't tolerate intelligence over there. Infact after gayism, atheism is the most hated thing in Nigeria.

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Alfa Seltzer:
Infact after gayism, atheism is the most hated thing in Nigeria.

Logicboy03:



I approve of this message

I second. In fact you dare not Not believe in god. You're either christian, Muslim or Pagan.

DOHOHOHO

Aye, tis' a good song..

Touches so many things. For instance, you just don't have to be sheeple to be able to enjoy heaven, seems you have to be neutered sheeple to fully enjoy it..

Weak and meek all rhyme with reek (GOT book fans will understand...the rest of you have to wait till season 5)

etc etc

@weigraf: Is your sig for real?