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If U Dont Laff , U Shud Consult A Witch Doctor by Dargreen(m): 12:12pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
A naija man found himself lost and wandering in a forest. After a few hours trying to find his way, he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an old chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man, "can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the chinese old man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, i will inflict upon you the three worst chinese tortures known to man". "Ok," said the naija man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a nice shape. She was obviously attracted to the naija man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night, he could no longer bear it, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn, he crept back to his room exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes, he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that reads, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest". "Well that's pretty crappy," he thought, "If that's the best the old man can do then i don't have much to worry about". He picked the rock up, walked over to the window and threw the rock out. As he did, so he noticed another note on it reads: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle". In panic, he glance down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones were better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the rock. As he plummeled downward, he saw a large sign on the ground that reads: "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost". ##It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral." |
Re: If U Dont Laff , U Shud Consult A Witch Doctor by Dargreen(m): 12:26pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?" |
Re: If U Dont Laff , U Shud Consult A Witch Doctor by ketoprofen(m): 2:22pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
Pls,keep it cuming |
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