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Samsung Galaxy Don Chop My Money Tire!! by delaruh(m): 2:23pm On Jul 14, 2013
SAMSUNG GALAXY DON CHOP MY MONEY TIRE!!
Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc.
I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.
The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-Indecency, samswag etc.
When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call".
When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected" .
When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found".
When fine gal waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found".
When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected".
Abeg I wan sell am!
Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen:
"No contact found"

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Re: Samsung Galaxy Don Chop My Money Tire!! by Jraph(m): 3:17pm On Jul 14, 2013
nice joke keep it up
Re: Samsung Galaxy Don Chop My Money Tire!! by physise(m): 3:21pm On Jul 14, 2013
delaruh: SAMSUNG GALAXY DON CHOP MY MONEY TIRE!!
Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc.
I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.
The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-Indecency, samswag etc.
When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call".
When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected" .
When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found".
When fine gal waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found".
When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected".
Abeg I wan sell am!
Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen:
"No contact found"
lobatan
Re: Samsung Galaxy Don Chop My Money Tire!! by Nobody: 4:28pm On Jul 15, 2013
u got me.
Re: Samsung Galaxy Don Chop My Money Tire!! by achicares(m): 9:21pm On Jul 15, 2013
Interesting.
Re: Samsung Galaxy Don Chop My Money Tire!! by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jul 15, 2013
lolssss

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