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Cupboard! by kayowalemi(m): 3:13pm On May 22, 2008
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a cupboard of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his cupboard has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and 1,000,000 naira.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the cupboard." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the 1,000,000 naira?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them and put the money there"
Re: Cupboard! by tipsydude(m): 3:25pm On May 22, 2008
lol. she shuld then do the maths. nice one
Re: Cupboard! by Nobody: 10:26am On May 24, 2008
1 million naira
Re: Cupboard! by Demsar: 2:17pm On May 24, 2008
She is already rich grin
Re: Cupboard! by Jeovy(m): 8:54am On May 26, 2008
She is rich with a very unfaithful husband
Re: Cupboard! by clemcykul(f): 12:05pm On May 26, 2008
;d

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