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The Alligators by feelgood(m): 4:34pm On Apr 13, 2009
Gators!

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."
Re: The Alligators by toygod2: 10:33pm On Jul 08, 2012
Joke, where art thou.............searching
Re: The Alligators by mykhel995: 10:44pm On Jul 08, 2012
toygod2: Joke, where art thou.............searching
Na so you dull reach? Choi. Keep searching o.
OP- good joke.
Re: The Alligators by toygod2: 11:08pm On Jul 08, 2012
Oboi, do u think this is children's chapel? Learn to respect ur elders :oOboi, do u think this is children's chapel? Learn to respect ur elders
Re: The Alligators by mykhel995: 7:22am On Jul 09, 2012
toygod2: Oboi, do u think this is children's chapel? Learn to respect ur elders :oOboi, do u think this is children's chapel? Learn to respect ur elders
Sorry o.
But, the joke wasn't bad.
Re: The Alligators by toygod2: 5:07am On Jul 10, 2012
huh wink huh
Re: The Alligators by Nobody: 11:43am On Jul 10, 2012
toygod2: Oboi, do u think this is children's chapel? Learn to respect ur elders :oOboi, do u think this is children's chapel? Learn to respect ur elders


see elder.......

I hiss.........................
Re: The Alligators by toygod2: 11:01pm On Jul 10, 2012
I hiss.........................

ur stupidity is in 3-D form. lwtmb

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