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Akpors! by Mjjordan(m): 9:02am On Jul 17, 2013
Mother: Akpors I'm sorry I slept
with someone that is not your
dad 23 years ago. And that
person is your real father.
Akpors: Mum, what rubbish! How am
I to deal with this?! You should be hanged.
Mother: I am sorry he was my
first love and I could not marry
him... because we are of different religion. He
is on
the
phone at the moment and wants to speak
with his
son for the first time ever.
Akpors: No I am speaking to no one.
Bob is the only father i
know and so will that be.
Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to
him.
Akpors: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!
Phone: Morning Son, I am Bill Gates .
I am your real father.
Akpors: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!
Love u so much Dad!!!!! I’ve been looking for
you for so long....
One word for akpors

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