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Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by kaybee(m): 4:09pm On May 25, 2006
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, to see if it will help your decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?" Bill asked.

"I'll leave that up to you." God replied.

"Okay then," said Bill, "let's try Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of long-legged women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.

"This is great," he told God. "If this is hell, I really want to see Heaven."

"Fine," said God, and off they went.

Heaven was a place high in the clouds, beautiful and sunny, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.

"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God.

"Fine," replied God, "as you desire."

So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, surrounded with heavy thick-legged women and being burned and tortured by demons, with no one to help him out of his dilemma no matter how loud he screamed.

"How's everything going?" He asked Bill.

Bill responded with his voice filled with anguish and tormented disappointment.

"This is awful. This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago. I can't believe this is happening. What happened to that other place, with the beaches and the long-legged women playing in the water?"

"Oh," God said, "that was Hell 3.1. This is Hell 95."
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by kellygirl(f): 10:46am On Nov 14, 2008
sadOh Poor Bill
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by CuteAngel(f): 10:48am On Nov 14, 2008
Too long
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by Raysima(f): 10:49am On Nov 14, 2008
lloll. . tru
i'm feelin sleepy sef. .
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by Magnate021(m): 4:31am On Nov 15, 2008
not too bad
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by cbase: 11:23am On Nov 15, 2008
Bloody critics angry
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by Gabry(f): 3:07am On Nov 16, 2008
Are you married to the poster?
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by cbase: 1:31pm On Nov 16, 2008
am no Gay, I cant Marry any bloddy thing or person with 2Nuts in Sack in bw his legs angry
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by Raysima(f): 9:17am On Nov 17, 2008
did i mention dis joke was too long. . undecided
odabo
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On Nov 17, 2008
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nice joke keep id up poster grin wink
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by cbase: 9:08pm On Nov 17, 2008
Pours cold water on clem grin
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by sima(f): 7:39am On Nov 18, 2008
pour boilin water on cb's head. . .
Re: Upgrading Bill Gates' Hell by clemcykul(f): 2:33pm On Nov 18, 2008
hope is the water is very hott

that dude needs to be cooked grin

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