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| Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:27am On Jul 25, 2013 |
-This story is a fictional one,so all characters in this play either directly or indirectly in this story is not true. Thanks to my oga's at the top(dyeasy and bin gbagbo) for bringing up the idea of using monickers in Nairaland to bring up a story. .... CHARACTERS- -Bin gbagbo-A renowed comedian and talkative. -Seun and Mukina-President and First Lady. -Mazi Omenuko-Politician. -Efemena Xy-Wife of Mazi Omenuko. -Bunmioguns and Pretiebony-Husband and wife. -Adaobi-A virgin and Cfcfan's wife. -Cfcfan-Adaobi's husband. -Drizzle-Popular musician. -Dani1luv and Musiwa-Madmen. -Foxy rebirth-Herbalist. -Jarus-Seun's only son. -Psky and dyeasy-Seun's ADC. -Sincerenigerian-Chief Justice. -Mr. Cork-Trouble maker. -Ogugua-Sexkillz's wife and Seun's concubine. -Sexkillz-Ogugua's husband. -El Guapo-Policeman. |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by yemi2plus(m): 10:35am On Jul 25, 2013 |
Another foxy in da making. Only you start two story for one day. Anyways, let's watch how it goes. |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by yemi2plus(m): 10:36am On Jul 25, 2013 |
One more thing, you done seek permission from these persons? |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:14am On Jul 25, 2013 |
This is the tale of a small country which consists of more than a million people... ....... The frogs croaked happily,the goats bleated happily,the birds whistled happily and everything that had life in it was happy for it was the day Seun Osewa was to make a thanksgiving ceremony after defeating Mazi Omenuko in the presidential election with a margin of about 250,000 votes having 600,000votes and Mazi having 350,000votes. The multi-million naira hall situated in the politics section of the country was the designated venue. Everybody was waiting eagerly for the arrival of Mr.Seun and his officials. Suddenly,Seun and Mukina and his ADC'S(Psky and dyeasy)stepped out of the executive car. Seun who wore a black suit stepped out of the car happily while Mukina the first lady wore a gold blouse and a gold wrapper with a gold shoe and gold bag to match. She smiled happily and walked stylishly beside her husband. After everybody was seated,Bin gbagbo,a talkative and comedian was the MC,he introduced the dignitaries and told Seun to make his Speech. Seun stood up and said, ''I'm happy to be here with you this glorious day and i'm glad to be your voted president after defeating that glutton called Mazi'' and he went on and on and on...... ............ Meanwhile,Mazi and his wife Efemena were at home lamenting over the loss. ''I can't believe I lost to that i.d.i.o.t.'',said Mazi. ''I'm sure he rigged the election,maybe it would be better if you sue him to court'',Efemena replied. Mazi thought about what his wife said and sighed. ''That would be a good decision,I'm going to file a case against him tomorrow morning. And the battle line was drawn...... |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by Ihateniggov: 11:25am On Jul 25, 2013 |
Nice story,@op thumbs up |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
How can I be a wife and a virgin at the same time ?  1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by AdeniyiA(m): 1:40pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
adaobi123: How can I be a wife and a virgin at the same time ?By 'scheming your stay' |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:40pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
adaobi123: How can I be a wife and a virgin at the same time ?just keep reading |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Adeniyi A.: Lol  |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: Im waiting....... |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by EfemenaXY: 5:44pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Mr T! You nor well o!  Why you come pair me with Mazi of all people?? D'you think I wanna kick the bucket early?? Nice story though. Like the frogs, goats and birds setting...Will be following closely  |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by bunmioguns(m): 11:00pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: *carries my prettiebony inside the room and locks the door* |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by Nobody: 5:06am On Jul 26, 2013 |
adaobi123: How can I be a wife and a virgin at the same time ?Lolz...U neva c anytin yet **Still following sha...** |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:33am On Jul 26, 2013 |
bunmioguns:To do what?  |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:40am On Jul 26, 2013 |
Efemena_xy: Mr T!Kick bucket? never,you will only have access to a lot of foo-foo and akpu |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:54am On Jul 26, 2013 |
Adaobi was the only matured and ripe virgin in the country. Every man's dream in the country was for her to be their wife,but out of all this men,Cfcfan was Adaobi's choice. Bin gbagbo who has also been eyeing Adaobi for a long time ago was so disappointed that Cfcfan now has an upper hand over him. So he determined one day that he would try to woo Adaobi. When the time came,Bin gbagbo went to Adaobi's house and hid at the backyard. After about 30mins of hiding and when he didn't see or hear any movement around or inside the house,he resolved to check in. When he got inside,he saw Adaobi sleeping on the bed,so he went to her side and touched her slightly,Adaobi who was fast asleep rose up as if being pricked by a pin and was even more suprised when she saw Bin. ''Don't shout,I came here to tell you something important'',Bin said touching her lips so she won't shout. Bin was still trying to calm her down when Cfcfan,Adaobi's boyfriend came in...... |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by Nobody: 10:58am On Jul 26, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: LOOOOOOOOL Carry on. I'm waiting....... |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:13am On Jul 26, 2013 |
''What are you doing with my girlfriend?'',Cfcfan asked angrily. Bin who was too terrified pushed Cfcfan aside and ran away. This really annoyed Cfcfan and he determined that he was going to sue Bin. When he got to the house of Sincerenigerian,he explained to him why he visited. Sincerenigerian was a man who loved money than anything in this world. Any case brought to him must be accompanied by money. When Cfcfan finished explaining,sincerenigerian asked for some money. ''I don't have money,as you know,I'm a bricklayer and it hasn't been easy all this while,please help me'',Cfcfan said tearfully. ''I can't do anything on the case unless you bring some money'',sincerenigerian replied arrogantly. Cfcfan walked out morosely,he started thinking of what he would do to Bin,he knew if he doesn't find a means of paying sincerenigerian,Bin might end up snatching Adaobi away from him. So he resolved to meet Foxy rebirth,the herbalist that had a fearsome reputation as an herbalist,many people believed he was the one who got Musiwa and Dani1luv mad because they stole his goat. So he went to foxy's shrine and told Foxy that he wants to be rich. ''You want to be rich?",foxy asked. ''Yes baba,I want to be the richest man on earth'' "Then you will have to sacrifice something". "What is it?,he began,I'm going to give out anything just to get rich''. ''You are going to sacrifice your manhood". "What?,you mean I'm never going to get a girl pregnant again?'',Cfcfan asked. "Yes,you won't be able to impregnate a girl again". Cfcfan thought about this for a minute and replied... |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 26, 2013 |
Dafuq.......  Virgin for life |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by bunmioguns(m): 11:23am On Jul 26, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: to do d right thing now at least she be my wife..if i see u peeping, you wil be in hot soup   |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by bunmioguns(m): 12:57pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
adaobi123: Am sure the poster is high on MariJ while he was writing this..................... Virgin Fire |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:40am On Jul 28, 2013 |
bunmioguns:  |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 28, 2013 |
very creative i couldn't help laughing .another interesting story. |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Finish your story..... |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by FoxyUltimate(m): 10:42am On Jul 29, 2013 |
Na babalawo fit me for this your story abi? Anyway, them don unlock my other account, time to write another story |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by yemi2plus(m): 2:40pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Foxy_Ultimate:welcome back. Hope you learnt your lessons? |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by FoxyRebirth(m): 3:06pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
yemi2plus2: Nah... That ID was not banned... This one was. Do you know... I have more than 5 Monikers |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:46pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
adaobi123: Finish your story.....*still on the way* |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by executinal(m): 12:44pm On Aug 01, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:56pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
Foxy_Ultimate: Na babalawo fit me for this your story abi?Don't you like it? |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by EfemenaXY: 12:08pm On Sep 22, 2013 |
Mr T, This story of yours has got potential. Abeg continue jare |
| Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:23pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
Efemena_xy: Mr T, This story of yours has got potential.I'm sorry,but I've been so busy this days,I promise to make it up to you guys  |
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