AKPOS: I'm coming to see you honey.
GIRL: Alright baby.
AKPOS: I love you, I can't wait to see
you...I'm getting ready to leavenow.
GIRL: Okay but honey, I'm on my period,
just letting you know incase.
AKPOS: My car just broke down, I can't
come and see you.
GIRL: Get your friend to bring you,like he
always does.
AKPOS: He got shot by armed robbers so
I can't come, I'm sorry.
GIRL: Oh never mind, I'm not on my period.
AKPOS: My friend has just been
discharged from hospital and he has said
he's okay, he's fine and he will take me
now. I'm coming sweetheart.
GIRL: sh*t! I'm really on my period, just did
not notice.
AKPOS: Damn! He has been shot again. I
can't come!!!!
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