1) Ghost poo:

The kind

of poo when you feel

there's poo coming out,

but no poo in the toilet.

2) Clean poo: You kak it out, see the poo in the toilet but nothing on the tissue.

3) Wet poo: After

wiping plenty times you

still feel unwiped.

4) Second wave poo:

You're done kaking, pull up your

pants, then realise you

need to kak some more.

5) Pop a vein on the

forehead poo:

You strain so much to get it out,

you feel like you are

having a stroke.

6) Gassy poo: So noisy

everyone within earshot is giggling.

7) Drinkers poo:

It leaves the most

noticable skid marks at

the bottom of the

toilet.

8 )The I wish I could kak poo:

You wanna kak

but all you do is sit on

the toilet and fart a

few times and nothing

came.

9) Wet cheek poo:

It drops so fast it

splashes on your

butt cheeks.

10) The dangling poo:

The one that refuses to leave the

ass, you have to shake

it off.

11) Oh shit poo:

The type you are in the

middle of dropping big

one and you forgot to

lock the toilet and

someone you have been forming for entered without knocking and

the poo disappeared.

12) Surprise poo:

This gives no signal, you're about to fart but

BAAMMM! its poo!! Wait

until this happen to you

in a public place you'll know the importance of early morning poo.

Hehehe...No matter how beautiful or rich you are, I'm sure you've

experienced at least one of them.