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Types Of Poo Poo - Funny? by Kingclickmedia: 4:13pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
1) Ghost poo: The kind of poo when you feel there's poo coming out, but no poo in the toilet. 2) Clean poo: You kak it out, see the poo in the toilet but nothing on the tissue. 3) Wet poo: After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped. 4) Second wave poo: You're done kaking, pull up your pants, then realise you need to kak some more. 5) Pop a vein on the forehead poo: You strain so much to get it out, you feel like you are having a stroke. 6) Gassy poo: So noisy everyone within earshot is giggling. 7) Drinkers poo: It leaves the most noticable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet. 8 )The I wish I could kak poo: You wanna kak but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times and nothing came. 9) Wet cheek poo: It drops so fast it splashes on your butt cheeks. 10) The dangling poo: The one that refuses to leave the ass, you have to shake it off. 11) Oh shit poo: The type you are in the middle of dropping big one and you forgot to lock the toilet and someone you have been forming for entered without knocking and the poo disappeared. 12) Surprise poo: This gives no signal, you're about to fart but BAAMMM! its poo!! Wait until this happen to you in a public place you'll know the importance of early morning poo. Hehehe...No matter how beautiful or rich you are, I'm sure you've experienced at least one of them. |
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