Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old Man standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

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Wonderful!

cool

LOL, no free kiss kiss,

bad bizz,maybe the grandpa no get teeth

haaaaaaa
grand pa ke?

no o

she who takes d clothe, must give d kisses



nice one ali baba, or shey na aki paw paw

kisses hmmmmm

Spoilt guy ahead of me

hahaha imagine a french kiss with a toothless old man lickerish

a french kiss awww i love dat


it has to come b4 bla bla bla ask the level 3 student of my institute dey knoe wats up

nice one there

lol

What you mean no kiss ?

kunbee

one stupid joke posted in 2008 still doing the rounds in 2011.
abeg free us oh.

nufin is free in life^^

Nelson**:

nufin is free in life^^

are you just realising it'??

^ twas more like a proactive statement to squash every intending stratagem.

one silly joke posted in 2008 still doing the rounds in 2011.
abeg free us oh.

sumone on the loose, who ask u?

nyc one @ poster

Then wat happen to the grandpa and the clerk @ali

It ended up in a mortal combat.

I like it

sips tea**

U mean that Ganja n hot water tea? Guy ya head strong o LOL

lol no dey find my trouble

LOL but thats how u like it nau. .strong!

Young man is somn wrong with ya eye?