Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written

all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

holy moses!!!!!! ;d ;d ;d ;d

lol, I guess she's going to get that for free!

OMG!! Nice one

CANT GET OUT. READ ON OR DIE TONIGHT AT 10:35 P.M.9 years ago a person named Jerry got dared to sleep in a house that was belived haunted.The next day his friends waited for him out side the hous, e, They had to go inside and search for him. They went through every room exept the attic.He wasn't supposed to sleep there. He was supposed to sleep in the living room they went into the attic. They saw Jerry's corpse and they just left because they were scared. But that night they all died because of their friend. He killed the, m all for making him sleep in that house
If you don't send this to 11 comments you will die tonight by Jerry. Example 1:
A man named Stewart Read this and didn't believe it. He shut off his computer and went through his day. That night while he was in bed he heard something outside of his door. He got up to look. And now he's dead. Example 2: A Girl named Haley Read this in the morning and she got scared but she didn't send it. She wanted to know if it was true. She went to school (She was only 13 years old) and that night she died.
If you don't post this on 11 comments tonight Jerry will 'visit' yoSee

i was told to reply or comment least i die lol

well ,dnt knw what to say to this,am out.

dani1luv:

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written

all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

This is a clear evidence that dani does not read thru jokes so how then can he do his work effectively?

reposted recycled joke jor

seen it b/4

oga dani - how far now?

na ur balls go miss mumu

Efemena_xy:

reposted recycled joke jor

seen it b/4

oga dani - how far now?

My point precisely. .shows incompetency.

Who's down with a coup d'etat?

email me-

idontireforyeye@coup.tat.

@ dani.
nice joke

dani1luv:

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written

all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

Terms and Condition Does not warrant others paying your Bill for you (or guarantor )

lysaa:

This is a clear evidence that dani does not read thru jokes so how then can he do his work effectively?

[color=#000099]Lol. . .You nor dey well b4 na [/color

Efemena_xy:

reposted recycled joke jor

seen it b/4

oga dani - how far now?

lol

Wot fun kissin grandpa 10 times. LOL

rokey23:

Wot fun kissin grandpa 10 times. LOL

I'm telling you. Hope granpa brushed his teeth, or whatever's left of them.