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| The Only Problem by Migines(m): 5:47pm On May 29, 2008 |
One day, a man came home to find his wife hysterically crying. He said, "Honey, whats the matter?" She said, "Oh it was terrible. This black man broke in the house. He raped me, made me suck his cock and made me sing the star spangled banner". "Thats terrible," the man replied. "I know. I dont know how to sing." |
| Re: The Only Problem by TOYOSI20(f): 8:21pm On May 29, 2008 |
Lmao,, . . . . . , . , that's the least of her damn problems. , . . .  |
| Re: The Only Problem by krama(m): 1:04am On May 30, 2008 |
Hmmnn. . . so the raping and the sucking were in order. . . nice one  |
| Re: The Only Problem by clemcykul(f): 8:57am On May 30, 2008 |
lmao |
| Re: The Only Problem by segunpc(m): 1:26pm On May 30, 2008 |
una dey laugh wey me no understand d joke well |
| Re: The Only Problem by Nobody: 1:27pm On May 30, 2008 |
lool gd one |
| Re: The Only Problem by manickal(m): 1:43pm On May 30, 2008 |
what was he thinking when he married such a wife? |
| Re: The Only Problem by clemcykul(f): 2:17pm On May 30, 2008 |
beats me |
| Re: The Only Problem by olulu(m): 5:49pm On May 30, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmm, well, ok, |
| Re: The Only Problem by Abbygyal(f): 5:59pm On May 30, 2008 |
lmao she really enjoyed it and by d way wetin be cock |
| Re: The Only Problem by Migines(m): 6:19pm On May 30, 2008 |
Its a soldier in the male army under the "private" rank. and has a peculiar helmet commonly called a cap. This soldier is know to get stif in action and vomit in the line of duty . . . Inside or outside enemy territory. |
| Re: The Only Problem by Abbygyal(f): 9:23pm On May 30, 2008 |
@migines lmao but i think it also has a tiny hole where the vomits comes from after digging into the throat? |
| Re: The Only Problem by Migines(m): 9:27pm On May 30, 2008 |
Yeah ure ryte, its so strange how d faceless soldier has his eye on his head and vomits through the eye. |
| Re: The Only Problem by Abbygyal(f): 9:42pm On May 30, 2008 |
don't u think its a little weird especially does big soldiers digging hard into a baby's throat? i call that wickedness!!! |
| Re: The Only Problem by Migines(m): 9:11am On May 31, 2008 |
They say its 4 d gud of d babies. Rumour has it that when the are inside, they release some vitamins into the baby's mouth. |
| Re: The Only Problem by Nobody: 2:23pm On May 31, 2008 |
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| Re: The Only Problem by clemcykul(f): 2:57pm On May 31, 2008 |
lol good explanation info sure ure okay  |
| Re: The Only Problem by Nobody: 3:07pm On May 31, 2008 |
clemcy you sabi any beta doctor around ?  |
| Re: The Only Problem by clemcykul(f): 3:18pm On May 31, 2008 |
am a good doc. so tell me wats wrong? |
| Re: The Only Problem by Nobody: 5:52pm On May 31, 2008 |
Clemcy, how come you no put the suffix 'Dr' before clumsy ? |
| Re: The Only Problem by Abbygyal(f): 11:43pm On Jun 01, 2008 |
those vitamins cause some problems especially when d vitamins are not well protected |
| Re: The Only Problem by clemcykul(f): 8:17am On Jun 02, 2008 |
u no well info come and be clumsied info |
| Re: The Only Problem by folly69(m): 10:47am On Jun 02, 2008 |
nice joke |
| Re: The Only Problem by Migines(m): 5:29pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
@abby e don do abeg no spoil me. *doz d cross thingy* |
| Re: The Only Problem by mykali(m): 6:07pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
migs, na u find trouble. |
| Re: The Only Problem by gunpoint(m): 6:50pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
*POINTS AT MIGS AND SCREAMS* BLOOD OF JESUS!!! |
| Re: The Only Problem by Migines(m): 8:56pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
na she dey insist now. |
| Re: The Only Problem by lysaa(f): 12:09am On Jun 03, 2008 |
u good at jokes too hmm? |
| Re: The Only Problem by Migines(m): 12:33am On Jun 03, 2008 |
. . . . I guess. . . Ha ha ha LYSAA! Hellova tyme! -not been regular ma self- |
| Re: The Only Problem by Abbygyal(f): 12:47am On Jun 03, 2008 |
na u start am na. i am a true christain and i dnt no anythin about vitamins or soldiers, i guess its d other side of me ooo. I don stop God should forgive mE. I get exam 2day u nlanders should wish me gudluck and if u dnt nothin spoil. |
| Re: The Only Problem by Migines(m): 12:56am On Jun 03, 2008 |
Ha ha ha.Well, I wish u d very BEST of luck. Have a vitamin filled xam. |
| Re: The Only Problem by Abbygyal(f): 1:20am On Jun 03, 2008 |
lol fnx |
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