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Abeg Help Me Answer This Ooo by kabayomi(m): 4:45am On Aug 02, 2013
READ THIS......Really Interesting
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank
robber shouted to
everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs
to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called
"Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional
way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber
shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery
and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to
do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger
robber (MBA-
trained) told the older robber (who has only completed
Year 6 in
primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we
got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very
stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long
time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how
much we robbed from the bank!" This is called
"Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more
important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the
bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the
supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for
ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have
previously embezzled from
the bank”. This is called "Swim with the tide.”
Converting an
unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a
robbery every month." This is called "Killing
Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than
your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million
was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and
counted and counted, but
they could only count $20 million. The robbers were
very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and
only took $20
million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap
of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated
than to be a
thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as
gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his
losses in the share market are now covered by this
robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!
QUESTION: So who are the real robbers here?

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